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> "Hi I'm tom Scott"
> already sound exhausted from the 0.1 seconds of talking
> "Today I'll talk about computers."
> Voice gets high pitched from all the talking
> "Here's a mistake most people do regarding colputers"
> "Turn the computer on"
> you should never ever never ever never ever nigger ever never ever turn it on.
> Breathe furiously 5 times to calm to get enough oxygen
> draw shitty drawing on how you turn on a computer.
> "here is what I think will happen with the Internet in the future;"
> "there will be new sites"
> Comment section goes wild
> explains that the Internet was different before.
> cough violently, need more oxygen.
> "this has been a tale about computer"
> almost suffocates
> "And I'm Tom Scott"
> Dies from asphyxia
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this is my favorite thread on sci, atm, so I am going to bump it.
p.s. I am eighty five years old.
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> "computers use binary which is base 2 which is a thing"
> "computers can be used in missiles which we don't want because missiles are bad"
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>MYSTERY BISCUITS
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>>8343212
I can't stand his voice.
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I would fuck him tbqh
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> "hi, im mr klein bottle"
> "THIS IS A KLEIN BOTTLE!"
> he lift up something
> its a klein bottle
> "I HAVE 5 GORILLION OF THESE IN MY GARAGE"
> He shows us his cellar
> there are 50 levels below ground.
> ALL OF THEM are filled with klein bottles
> He built a machine to sort the klein bottles
> "I actually have a very specific fetish"
> Shows us his klein bottle magazine
> Starts masturbating furiously
> Comes in klein bottle
> Brady flees
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>>8344317
I've never seen anything more perfect than this.
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>>8344317
How can you say IN a kleinbottle, the whole point of them is that he can only cum ON them.
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>>8343212
What's funny is that this skid doesn't even have any formal education.
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>>8344363
Top bait
Its the same. Better than a women, you dont have to decide wether you cum in or on her
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I guess this has to be added
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>>8344363
love finds a way
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>>8343212
You forgot to add the part where he runs his fingers through his hair and makes an extremely forced and exageratted laugh
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>>8343212
>>8344317
fucking gold
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>>8344017
Engineer thread?
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