How statistically likely is it for me to die in my sleep?

50/50 since asleep/awake is a binary option, either its one or the other

1/3 chance for the average person.

1/2

1/8 Americans die in their sleep.

define "me".

>>8338547
Define "define", faggot.

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>>8338511

For you? 100%, trust me

>>8338511
Depends. Are you Hillary Clinton?

>>8338511
Just sleep with one eye opened jezz

>>8338531
So you're telling me somewhere around 40 million Americans die in their sleep?

>>8338553

dəˈfīn/
verb
1.
state or describe exactly the nature, scope, or meaning of.

>"the contract will seek to define the faggots obligations"

>>8338558
Why would i do that?

>>8338511
1 in 6 million

>>8338563
define "state" "or" "describe" "exactly" "the" "nature" "scope" "meaning" "of"

>>8338511
100%
before you die you will probably lose consciousness (fall asleep) regardless of how it happens

>>8338558
CLUTCHING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT

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>>8338570

>>8338511
100%
Lock your door tonight

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>>8338570

>>8338560
Yea, about 40million. Heart disease and obesity cause a lot of people to die in their sleep.

>>8338511
did you pray to kek before sleeping?

>>8338511
Checked

>>8338615
nice meme, you're a funny guy.

>>8338717
thanks anon

>>8338894
I was being ironic just so you know, i don't actually think you're funny, if you want me to like you all you have to do is post a picture of yourself of you in a dress.

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>>8338636
>did you pray to kek before sleeping?
you should be ok.

>>8338511
Not likely enough unfortunately.

>>8338953
Its a good thing no one here gives a rats ass what you like :)

>>8338511
Stupid question that only stupid people will try to answer.

Well done.

>>8338511
not enough ;_;

>>8338582
Exit light
Enter night

>>8338511

Take the number of hours you sleep on average each day and divide that by 24.

>>8338513
>Implying you sleep for 12hrs every day

>>8338511
1/12