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Short answer: very carefully

Long answer: half of their brain sleeps while the others stays awake so it can swim and surface for air.

They dream of Aquatic Sheep.

>>8337344
>Ey Yo Teach! How dem dolphinz be sleepin if dey gots sharks n shiet?
I've heard that if I teach at an "underprivileged" school the government will help pay of my student loan. Is this the kind of shit I'll have to deal with if I do?

>>8337705
Pretty sure you don't have to teach at an underprivileged school for loan forgiveness. Just any public school will do. I might be wrong though. I know lawyers get their law school debt AND their undergrad debt wiped if they do 10 years of "public service" comfy federal gubment jobs.

>>8337705
That's one of the happier moments, when they actually ask a topical question. Usually they would just try to make the windows of the short bus a little more colorful.

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>>8337724
I kek'd.

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>>8337705

>>8337731
Was I wrong? K

>>8337749
Replied to the wrong post, plz forgive.

Please use google. I typed in your question and all three of the first three results answer the question extensively.

http://www.dolphinear.com/data/dolphins.htm

http://www.livescience.com/44822-how-do-dolphins-sleep.html

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-whales-and-dolphin/