>your cells will never have cell walls Why do fungi, bacteria,

>>8319963
Fungi have tiny dicks

>>8319963
>you will never be as rigid as a tree

>>8319963
Well guess what? Because we don't have cell walls we can fuck fungi, bacteria, and plants' shit up without fucking ourselves up.

And put up with plasmolysis and that other bullshit? No thanks

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>>8319963
>your cells will never have cell walls
No, with that attitude they won't.

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>humans have no independent multicellular haploid generation.

Are you even trying, animals?!

>>8321469
Speak for yourself, I have a gametophyte generation I keep in my room. It's kind of a dick but I still like it

>>8319963
When I was young I always used to think like that, and it has always made me feel sad for some reason

>ywn be photosynthetic

>>8319963
>you will never exchange antibodies and immune triggers by touching other people

Bacteria have it so easy, it's just unfair.

>>8321502
Humans can exchange antibodies through milk. Unfortunately, during flu season, it is not socially acceptable to ask your female friend if you can suck her teat to clear your flu infection.

nigger

>tfw no plasmids

cucked by amoebas once again

>tfw no chlorophyll to make my own food and shit out what I breathe

We're going to build a cell wall and plants are going to pay for it.

>tfw my cells will never have pseudopodia

Fucking amoebas have it so easy, ree

>tfw my cells will never be blasted by gamma rays giving me the ability to transform into a huge green superhero