What is the most non-lethal injury to the human body possible?

>>8317509
Your mom.

>>8317509
a broken heart

Stab wound to the lung

A bruise? I've never heard if complications from a bruise

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>>8317509
Heat cramps. They hurt, but they can't kill you.

having two X chromosomes

>>8317509
talk to me before i get my coffee and you'll know

>>8317540
Yes anon, I saw that thread on /ck/ too

>>8317509
getting a haircut

>>8317509

Breaking your nail or >>8317557

Getting killed

>>8317509
gunshot wound to the head

>>8317509
penis cancer.

>>8317531
I bruise won't do much, but the trauma that causes the bruise could lead to a blood clot if it damages a vein or arterial wall.

The trauma is what is being discussed in the thread, not the result.

Exposure to pot smoke.

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>>8317522
Who hurt you anon?

>>8317509
Haircut.

Abrasian not deeper than stratum corneum.

>>8317509
Circumcision.

>>8317509
Long term intense smoking of cigarettes. The scarring of lung tissue is extensive. How some people still survive it to die of natural causes is amazing to me.

Has anyone died from stubbing their toe?

>>8317509
hair being cut. if you don't like that then plucking a hair out by the root.

Brain freeze

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Getting your head cut off.

OP posting

>>8317509
>most non-lethal
Most 'Non-Lethal' ..?
So, ... the 'least lethal'?

No injury at all.

>>8317782
Infants die from circumcision complications occasionally.

>>8317531
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teen-dies-hickey-stroke_us_57c5f288e4b0e60d31dc03e7

Being shot by a 9mm.

.45 STRONK

>>8317509
Scratch yourself in the same place 5 times.

Mild inflammation, goes away in minutes. This could be defined as an injury.

pressing on your skin for a few seconds leaves a pale spot that quickly dissipates

>>8317509
Flick yourself and it'll hurt a bit

shoot urself in the head with an ak-47
trust me im an engineer
non-lethal

>>8317787
There was a House episode where a doctor in an arctic research station broke her toe without noticing.
The cold made it numb, so it went unnoticed.
The break threw out fat emboli, that caused increased cranial pressure, coma, and a couple other complications I can't remember.

>>8319136
No offense, cuz I really like that show, but I don't think a good defense of anything should ever start with "there was a House episode where"

>>8319225
emboli can't come out of a dislocated broken toe?

>>8319225
there was a house episode where I fucked ur mom tho

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>>8317509
No gf.

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>>8319286

>>8317522
Lol

>>8319286
This