>professor tosses the prescribed textbook into the trash

>>8305725
Professor of...?

>>8305733
fiscal irresponsibility

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>3 professors tell us the textbook is useless for the course
>the other 2 tell us the get the textbooks
>they're available online

>fluid mechanics class with ornery frenchman for a professor
>he regularly tells us not to read parts of the book because they're nonsense

>>8305738
lol

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>>8305725
>Professor Jillette

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>eccentric prof turns out to be a world-class scientist

R8 his blackboard

>prof calls textbooks "multi colored doorstops"

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>>8305725
>become the class hero emailing everyone the PDFs
shit, I should just start selling em for like $5 or something

>>8305725
>professor doesn't have any recommended textbooks
>gets all his exam questions from a very specific one

>>8305725
>professor gives recommended textbook on a foreign language
>and i quote "who cant read X language its very easy lmao"

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>>8305725
>professor tosses my will to live into the trash

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>>8305725
>professor doesn't have any recommended textbooks
>20 ppt files
>all +100 sildes with walls of text
I love this meme

>>8306853
>Become the class autist by spamming everyone with pirated materials

>>8306906
LMFAO

>>8306910
>open trenchcoat
>"you wanna learn how I beat the system? here kid, the first ones free....."
>*throws smoke bomb and waddles off*

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>lecturer doesn't use latex and beamer to typeset his slides
>doesn't use the handout option when putting the pdf on the class page
>uses a proprietary, nonfree operating system
>uses nonfree codecs when showing video demonstrations
>stutters and acts defensively when called out on why he hates freedom

>>8306922
A simple upvote would have sufficed, you didn't have to reply to me.

*ends conversation*

>Professor turns out to be a student

>>8306860

I HATE this shit.

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>Professor uses a no-no word

>everyone squirms in their seats uncomfortably

>>8307020
>undergrads don't understand what graduate school or TAships are

I dunno what TA duties are like at other unis, but we had to full-on prep and teach classes while the profs dicked off to do their own stuff.

My students always flipped out that a 24 year old (who looks 18 tops) was teaching their classes and assumed I was some kind of genius

>>8305725
>professor play Dota 2 and tell your mom jokes
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>8306824
l-lewd

>>8305725
Thank God I didn't want to pay $300 for that shit now I can just download the whatever he wants

>>8307035
They flip out because TAs are almost exclusively terrible teachers.

>>8307325
>almost exclusively
wat

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>>8306922
>meets class qt pi
"Hello m'lady, I am selling supplies that are of utmost importance and relevant to the class."

>opens trenchcoat
"These are all the class books. Don't worry, it is free for a lovely lady like you."

>gives USB to her
>her hand touches my fingers due to fingerless gloves

"Gee thanks anon, that is so cute of you, wanna hang out?"

>spergmode.jpg
>have a bubble of pre-ejaculation
"I m-must go my lady"

>tips fedora
>throws smoke bomb and run like sanic
>come home
>get off doing my waifu and shitposting on /sci/

>>8308152
>no counterargument

It's true.

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>prof looks and acts like Sam Hyde
>he regularly forces girls on the stage and humiliates them
>if anyone tries to disagree with "I'll give you a mic and 30 seconds"
>most people sperg out because he puts so much pressure on them
>uses uncomfortably fresh 4chan memes in his lectures
>was reported for bullying
>burns the complaint letter in the next lecture

he is a genius though.. I think he hates us

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>>8305725
>the professor tosses your prescribed medication in the trash

B-but I need that to live!

>>8309829
This can't be true. I don't believe you

>>8309829

I want to believe

>>8309867
Do everyone a favor and remove your inferiority from the gene pool.

>>8309972
It's not genetic, I have hepatitis C.

>>8310013
> Retarded enough to get hep C
Kys and clean up the gene pool

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>>8309829

>>8310027
But it was a hospital-acquired infection...

>>8305725

> hello class you can call me &first_name
> lesson 1: throw the textbook away
> we're going outside

>>8310046
Recipe for an awesome professor

>>8310111
nice trips

>>8310217
Thanks lassie

>>8309705

Not him btw.

no need when the other guy comes with an incoherent sentence.

>>8310029

>being retared enoguh to be hospitalised

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>professor tosses the trash can at students

Eventually he had to stop after he broke that girl's glasses and she cut her eye but it was fun while it lasted.

>>8306864
What language? If it is in English and people in your class can't speak English as a second language they should be ashamed of themselves.

>>8306864

He said lmao?

>>8311339
It was not English,if it was I would have been all over that.
>>8311366
He was laughing,i rephrased a little.
The emoticon equivalent would have been ;^)

>>8307035
I'd be upset to at that point you're literally paying for the credit of the course alone I rest easy knowing somebody who has taught the course before or who has gone through the process of getting hired is teaching me, not some above average normie TA

>>8307036
What's technical college like

>>8310946
Also not him btw, almost exclusively isn't a non sequitur it means what it sounds like asshole

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>professor tosses your prescription lenses in the trash

That's pretty bad, paper waste belongs in the recycling bin.

>>8311395
What language?

>>8310029
>Being hospitalized

Someone give this guy a Darwin award!

>Professor eats quizzes if the paper has notebook fringes on it

>>8311422
Serbo-Croatian
Yes thats a mix of two languages.
I live in a country where we speak entirely different one.

>>8311424
>>8311062
I was only in the hospital because the government was studying my physiology, as I am a mutant with a 6000 IQ and super-strength.

>professor forces bad students to eat trash
>People who fail need to eat sharp medical waste.

>>8311461
Ahahahaahhaah