MIT Scientist Claims That This Pill Is the Fountain of Youth

>>8293914
>is Elysium healths basis the fountain of youth

No

> grandoise claim
> huge marketing push already.

Sounds like someone's research funding is running dry and he is desperate for a golden parachute.

>>8293914
>An MIT
Is the letter M a vowel now?

>>8295131
>an em-æj-tii
retard

>>8295144
Why did you smash the a e and j together faggot? Get your Hindi script out of here.

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>>8293914
>old news
Elizabeth Parrish already discovered the fountain of youth and applied gene therapy to herself.

>>8295131
Idiot.

>>8295183
He's right, you only use "an" before vowels, never consonants. You fucks need to learn some grammar.

>>8295192
>implying "an" deals with spelling
>implying it doesn't have to do with phonology

>>8295210
phonology is phor phaggots

>>8293914
I wonder if he can Guarante that the pill works

>>8295192
You use 'an' before the beginning of a word *pronounced* as a vowel.
An (O) hour.
A (H) hotel.
An (EM)MIT.

>>8295218

It's undergoing clinical trials now apparently.

>>8295178
The telomeres thing

>>8295260
>An (H) Hero

checkmate atheists

>>8295192
Go fug yourself with a cactus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY

>>8295589
*tips fedora

>>8295540
[spoiler]the guys name is Guarante[/spoiler]

>>8293914
My dad takes this. He studied under the creator when he was at MIT.

I told him it was a meme but his reply was like that death paradox:

I am already rich, if I take it and live 10 years longer than great if not that I just die and wasted a small (to him) amount of money.