Are eggs unhealthy?

What are you basing this question on ?

>>8243475
I enjoy eggs and want to know if they are unhealthy

>>8243470
not ur mom's eggs...

last NIGHT!...

after i FERTILIZED them!...

with my SPERM!...

when we BONED!...

with my DICK!...

in BED!

lol

Eggs are actually very healthy.

>>8243482
Cooked eggs are not unhealthy.

>>8243470
They contain plenty of cholesterol.

The WHO and your doctor will tell you not to eat more than one or two per day.

The "dude lifts lmao" people will tell you that it's OK to eat lard-fried bacon eggs exclusively, and they'll cite a shitty meta-analysis done by an undergrad.

You have to pick a side.

>>8243470
>>8243482
Cooked is fine, even if they're straight from the farm. Just don't take them raw unless it says "pasteurized" on the container.

>>8243492
>>8243528
This. Uncooked eggs may carry salmonella germs but they die when even half cooked.

Also avoid fake chinese eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXUfxSwNUZU

My ass do say that they feel pretty good bouncing over my anus.

>>8243534
Wow what the fuck this is real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8I7wOmzDJs

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>>8243546
Everything is fake in China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sET54nERZs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4seJXgJnn0

>>8243486
ROFL XD

>>8243522

yep, because choleresterol in your food goes straight to your veins, becoming blood cholesterol with no digestion or anything involved

>>8243589
there we go again...

>>8243538
that sounds hot.

Why would they be?

>>8243551
First video looks like an overripe melon. Second video isn't even Chinese, it's Korean. Maybe you should think a little bit before you parrot what some other idiot said you underage retard.

>>8243522
>The WHO and your doctor will tell you not to eat more than one or two per day.
Source? Wasn't there a difference between "bad" and "good" cholesterol? A few years ago they were recommending not the eat them because they are bad for you, now they are recommending the exact opposite.

>>8245316
did I hurt your chinese pride ? sorry

>>8245316
>isn't even Chinese, it's Korean. Maybe you should [mad things here]
U ARR ROOK ARIKE TO ME

>>8245347
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>>8245348
Well, fuck you 4chins and you're quoting system.

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>>8245348
Yes.

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>>8245353
lulz

>>8245390
https://www.google.com/search?q=man+co+tf2

>>8243589
>>8243522
Eggs are great but they should only be eaten before bed, not in the morning, because your body processes the most cholesterol during sleep.

>>8246620
Also I've eaten 6 eggs a day as part of my dinner everyday for the last 5 years to no ill-effect.

>>8243470
Depends on what else is in your diet. Generally speaking, no. Are they healthy? That's trickier to answer.

There's not much evidence to suggest that eating them will do anything significantly bad to your body, and considering that you probably live in America like me, you're cramming much worse shit into your body on a daily basis.