YELLOWSTONE 8/18/16

>>8239916
>The ice age is coming
you wish

>>8239916
>kill zone
>primary ash zone
>secondary ash zone

Thank god I live in Kentucky! :^)

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>>8239916
>A lunar eclipse is going to cause Yellowstone to erupt.
Let me know when it turns into a werewolf.

how is lunar eclipse relevant to volcanic eruption ?

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>>8239916
>tfw you're not in the kill zone

>>8239953
maybe not the die immediately overnight zone, but I think the entire USA would be in the starve to death cause there's no sun to grow crops zone.

>>8239916
What the absolute fuck does a lunar eclipse have to do with Yellowstone?

>>8239960
Mayan illoominatis

What the fuck? Get this shit out of /sci/. This thread belongs in /x/ or /b/.

Well , I'm an owner operator truck driver , looks like I better find a load to Wyoming

>>8239953
She's cute.

>>8239953
>>8240330
>tfw no qt birdlady gf

Just kill me now.

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>>8240335
don't worry bruh, yellowstone will be our deliverance

>>8239940
First time anyone has ever said that. Screencap for the historical record, boys.

>>8240317
I don't get it

>>8239940
Lexington reporting in.

Feels good

>>8239950
>A lunar eclipse is going to cause Yellowstone to erupt.

An ALMOST lunar eclipse. That makes all the difference.

>>8239960
use your imagination dude jssus chris

>>8239916
>Midwest is lost under yellowstone

And nothing of value was lost. Totally worth the destruction of the biosphere.

>>8239951
>>8239960
>>8239976
lol moron
>>>/x/

>>8240736
And what does an almost eclipse have to do with this?

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>>8240653
That comic consists of equal parts porn and absurdity.
You're not supposed to "get" the absurd.

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Southern Texas or Miami

>>8241340
>>8240872

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>>8239916
Or it could just boil to the surface and remain a hell hole area and the park will expand and we will shitpost news articles about morons falling into lava pits.

http://www.khaosodenglish.com/news/international/2016/06/09/mans-body-gone-falling-acid-hot-spring-yellowstone/

>>8241368
Love it
Bring me more, Ulric!

HAHA ENJOY LIVING IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, FAGGOTS.

>>8243260
an explosion that big is going to fuck up the entire globe even if it doesn't throw ash everywhere right away