What are your greatest scientific achievements, /sci/entists?

>>8232409
Using the Nash equilibrium to get me and my friends laid at prom.

Nobody knows it yet, but I managed to solve the P vs NP problem last weekend. Felt pretty good, senpai.

>>8234496
>implying you're me

>>8234500 (You)(You)
I should probably stop samefagging then.

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I found a new gold deposit as part of a research project

And got 0 compensation for it

>>8234536
You should have shut up about it, played stupid, kept it to yourself and sold it *after* your employment was over.

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>>8234536
>wanting to be an accomplice to quantity over quality memes

>>8234547
>He wants to be cucked by short term capitalist memes in favour of being universally relevant

>tfw you have no face (and want no face[you fuck face])

>>8234554
Well at least I managed to make someone pissed. Even if that's all I'm good for in this society it's always something, huh?

>>8234561
Nah, i'm actually enjoying myself, and if i'm pissed it's from booze.

>>8234566
You don't get it do you. It's supposed to be you, not me. Sigh... Some never learn.

>>8234569
And they expose what they think others find painful while doing it. How smart is that on a scale?