What does /sci/ think is the most respectable career?

>>8200781
The one where you have a stable job.

The one where you make lots of money.

>>8200781

Loft goblin.

Really anything that contributes to society is respectable.

I'm a locksmith. :3

>>8200781
Yes

>>8200781
politician

Deepmind AI researcher

>>8200781
Corporate Financier.

>>8201041
> AI
> Researcher
Kek'd

Gendered politics

>>8200857
lotsa maneh

Researcher

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>>8200781
Chef, good Sir.
If it is done correctly, it combines science, passion, philosophy, math and quite often the results tastes amazing.

>>8201084
Whats not respectable about it? It has tons of meaningful applications in a lot of fields.

>>8200884
Jawesome mate. Thank you, now c:)

>>8200781
If you want women - tv/movie/talent executive.

quant analytics

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>>8201168
What about if you want cuddly boy toys? Everyone knows guys loose it for a pencil skirted, ponytailed, glasses wearing, hawt, shorty, nerdaliscious food scientist. Better living through chemicals :D

>>8201183
>cuddly boy toys
Prison Guard

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>>8201190
Only if you can solve triple integrals, which only one person on the planet has managed to do at the moment.

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>>8201192
Its in bhat...baka...Bhat man, nananananananana it's in bhat man!

Semi-related question:

Any of you /sci/entists ever work as a research assistant? Was it a good job? I've been applying for psychology research assistant posts, all of which pay a surprisingly decent salary of £25k-30k (more than the typical graduate position, at least). It just seems to involve data collection and analysis, which is essentially what I've just been doing at university for the last 4 years anyway. I think it seems like quite a cosy way for me to save up money for the next few years while I decide what I want to do with my life.

>>8201145
especially if semen is an ingredient then ur literally putting ur passionin the food

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>>8201410

I just experienced a trans-dimensional kek

Teacher

>>8201550
I imagine it is, but the system is rotten.

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>>8201410
Tsk tsk no semen here...only lovely 卵... nasty boy.

>>8200781
nothing is more honourable than serving your country

Being a Surgeon or Physician ( depending on what specialty though), or research diseases and disorders that affect significant amounts of the population i.e Alzheimer's Disease.

Fuhrer.

>>8200781
A farmer

>>8201304
Positions like that can be cushy as fuck, or annoying as hell. It all depends on how the person you're working for is running the show.

That said, if you're unsure of what you want to do, give it two years. At the worst, you'll have money and know for a fact that you don't want to do it again, but if you do pull the trigger, give. it. at. least. two. years.

>>8201145
>math
>things that can be done on a 4-function calculator

>>8201871
Kek

>>8200781
Scientist, Doctor(money), engineer

professional masturbater

>>8200781
beach bum

Maybe if you fags cared more for than just ">MUH RESPEKT" and how others viewed you, you'd be more successful in life. virgins.

>>8200781
Farmer.

>>8201192
Everyone who knows Calc ii can solve triple integral, quadruple and more.

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>>8200781
career NEET, work is for suckers.

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>>8200781

Transhuman fluffer

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>>8200781
Public speaking scientist. They can speak some hard truth in the realm of celebrities who lack real-world insight and news outlets that speak for their political agendas. They're often the wisest people with the biggest voices and can explain what really matters and why to the unlearned masses who vote on who makes the law.

The only thing that ever seems to mar them is hubris.

>>8200857
lodes of mone

>>8200950
is that you, Parker?

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>>8202644
Trigger...kektard.Molecular Gastronomy is a real thing and being a food scientist does not preclude one from being Chef. Go eat your instant Ramen in shame!

>>8202730
>nouveausticks

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>>8201041
> respectable
> deepmind

>>8201041
I will show you the path boy.
>start working as a bedroom coder
>then work for a con artist that will pay you in pennies
>then leave him only to make your own videogame company
>fail
>know people that are into AI "research"
>create company
>sell it to googles competitor

Carpenter.

>>8200791

This

Money can go a long way, it just depends on how you use it. If I got $60k starting after earning a BSc I would be overjoyed. But job security is always going to be preferable to money

>>8201926
what about the physicists/engineers that develop/produce cancer treatments like brachytherapy?

>>8205195
>tfw had dream job offer for 66k but it got rescinded
>now make 60k at new job in deep south
>mfw that 60k is equivalent to 95k in LA based on cost of living in the area
feels goodman

>>8206272
>make 5 bucks a day in bumfuck India
>mfw that $5 is equivalent to $150k in San Francisco based on cost of living in the area.

>>8206279
but i can buy a 6 bedroom, 4000 sq ft house for 230k
and it wont be made of cow shit