/sci/ humor thread. Does anybody have more like this?

>>8155663
>bullshit meme quotes are funny
kill yourself

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>>8155685

>>8155663
>quantum skeletons
Every time.

>>8155663
>/sci/ humor thread.
>It ain't funny starts going through my head.

>>8155685

You didn't read it.

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This one always gets me.

>>8155792
Dude I keep fucking losing

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Daily reminder you're on the same board as this madman

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>>8155663
i might dump a few

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>>8156068

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>>8156069
i cant promise any will be funny

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>>8156070
i have shit load of trolley problems if thats relevant

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>>8156071
post more shit code

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>>8156073
are these shit codes real or a joke btw

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>>8156075
ayy guys pls dump

>>8155685
"Scientists say the funniest darn things"
- Anonymous 06/21/16(Tue)13:02:08

>>8156077
>>8156075
>>8156073
they are real.

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>>8156077
this ones gold guys trust me

>>8156071
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

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>>8156080
youre telling me someone did this

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>>8156082
literally zero (0) emojis and you expect me to laugh

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>>8156088
this isnt really sci specific but good

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>>8156089
whoops sorry about that size pls ignore. trust me it would have been good though

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>>8156090
funny quote meme is literally the best thing sci has done. not the funniest or the smartest. but the greatest notwithstanding

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>>8156092
this one gold jerry gold

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>>8156095
wow, this guy whos dumping is really cool!

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>>8156097
haha cheers mate. glad someone appreciates it

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>>8156100
guys im not doing this alone

>>8156085

There's no way this is legit

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>>8156103
im pretty much done now k bye

>>8155844
i love this img for ants

>>8156111
>>8156088
>>8155844

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>>8156106
come on lads

>>8156124
this never gets old

>>8156081
lol

>>8156070
What does this shit mean?

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/his/ has far better memes

we should really apply ourselves

>>8156278
so funney lmao xD

>>8156124
2spooky

>>8156260
Hahahaa great one

>>8155663
this is wrong... e^(i*pi)+1=0

>>8156351
no shit

>>8156351
great discovery man, send him an email about it

>>8156351
write a paper, 4chan will peer review it.

>>8156351
That's part of the joke

>>8155663
Jokes aside I hate Michio Kaku because he says all this shit about "quantum theory" and consciousness and shit that popsci retards latch onto

>>8155663
What's his name again?

>>8156140
I sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone about that if I saw it.

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>>8156090
got ya senpai

>>8156103
toppest of keks

>>8156550
Why is this type of joke so funny?

>>8156550
That picture is false
The statement above is false, if I get quads

>>8156075
>The number is false
top kek

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>>8156849

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>>8156852

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>>8156550

>>8156580

because you're mocking dumb people who gawk over optical illusions when really optical illusions aren't a big deal, and mocking dumb people is always funny

>>8156912
>is it a DUCK or a FLOWER?
neither..? Just looks like black splodges to me.

>>8156260
what is supposed to be funny about this one. i dont get it

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>>8156969

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>>8156912
I'm not sure if this ruins it for me or just makes it better—the a and b squares part is actually true. Did the guy who made this picture think it was just a silly thing like all the others, or did he include it just so one was real?

>>8156293
I literally laughed at this one

>>8156971
can you give me an explanation?

>>8156976
I remember checking the first time I saw that troll pic and coming to the conclusion that he fucked with the contrast to make it incorrect. Your demonstration is certainly not what it should look like.

>>8157011
kek

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bumping with one of my favourites

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>>8156301

>>8157011
do it with R(6,6)

>>8156999
see
>>8156301

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my favorite

>>8156509
Alfred Einstein

>>8156946
That's not the reason it's funny.

>>8156969
You have to know /sci/ memes.
>>8156971
autism desu

>>8156509
alfreb einstime

xddddddd its funny because none of the people quoted actually said those things xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

lol so randumb *holds up spork*

>>8156266
Suppose you knew.

>>8157342
my dick is hard :^)

>>8156509
Michelin Cartire

>>8156082
proper version:
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

>>8156509
Machu Bukake

>>8156128
10/10

>>8156290
I don't understand.. is he a frat guy?

>>8156509
Mitch Cake

stolen from the SMBC guy:
e^(i*pi*0)=1

>>8157494
heh

>>8156097
But what about binary

>>8155663
I personnaly identify as as a topological vector space.I love continuous operations since I'm a child but norms make me sick. When my parents wanted me to be a Banach space, I felt it was like an oppression. Why should I have a norm ? Why should I be complete ? If you're some Baire-category fascist who wants to force your fucking open mapping theorem into my structure, then FUCK YOU. All I want is weak topologies, all I want is to meet my D-space friends and have fun with distributions. I don't need those Schauder bases and just because you want me to be finite-dimensional makes you functionalanalysisophobic.


AND PLEASE IF YOU'RE A FUCKING STRAIGHT HILBERT SPACE DON'T EVER SPEAK TO ME OR MY DUAL SON'S EVER AGAIN

>>8156092

i hate to say this but some people genuinely belive this

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Read the full quote for payoff.

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>>8157917

>>8156509
It's actually Michio Kaku.
But he prefers to be called "THE TIME TRAVELER".
Seriously.

>>8156128
Bloody hell...

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>>8156550

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>>8156260
so many memes

>>8156278
>le walter white maymay

>>8156103
This is some highbrow humor. kek

>>8156509
Dr. Naruto

>>8158141
Walter White made methamphetamines. amphetamines just increase attention span, but meth makes you hallucinate.

>>8156959
unter-rated post

>>8156912
>which of these numbers is bigger?
lost

>>8158416
No I mean the "apply yourself" part

>>8156976
>trolled hard

>>8158140
That one snuck up on me.

>>8156266
Suppose you took 4 years of quantum physics

>>8156299
are the gay jokes because there are no female engineers?

>>8158141
I believe you mean
>le Paul Erdos maymay

>>8157919
>implying Garthon isn't a Fundamentalist Christian
>implying Zowg was influenced by the Lesser Court of Grawilinthal, but not by Zerl'ad bin Hussein and his pack of fools

>>8156081
The sum of 1 as n goes to infinity is fucking 1.

>>8156262
Did you even fuckin read it you pleb?

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>>8159093
>the sum of one as n goes to infinity is 1
>American education

>>8157494
e^(pi*n)=:DDD

>>8159097
you fucking idiot, there's no where to put the n in that equation so of course it is 1

>>8156075
God. And it even misses zero. And, assuming a signed 32-bit integer, it will never get to the odd case! (It will overflow when it steps from 2^31-2 to 2^31 == -2^31, just missing the exit from the while loop, then walk up the negatives to zero and loop forever). That's some impressively bad code.

>>8159204
okay if this isnt bait

sum from 1 to n 1 = 1+1+1+1+ ... +1 (n times)=n

>>8156260
fucking gold

Related: https://www.scribd.com/doc/233602815/Barnetts-Identity-Pdf1

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dumping

>>8156140
Your balls would be completely fine. Everything is internally kept within the testes, and it ain't some thin-ass walls like bacteria that can be disrupted easily.

>>8156959
>Am I being Hippocratic yet

lmao

>>8159386
do it and post vid

>>8159440
How do I even place my balls in a way such that it doesn't touch the probe within the small beaker

>>8156081
I researched the entirety of this joke. all I can say is fuck you thats not funny.

>>8155663
michio kaku is a degenerate. despite what many people thing, he is far from the top-tier physicist category. the only thing he does is the pop sci stuff (which is fine), but what is annoying is him trying to go beyond that and make claims that sound cool, intelligent and ingenius, but are shit. in short, he is basically /sci/ incarnate.

>>8159967
*think. my bad.

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bump

>>8158416
methamphetamine is an amphetamine, both increase attention span (at right doses), and both cause psychosis and hallucinations (not very fun) when the user doesn't sleep or eat for days on end

>>8159967
>he is basically /sci/ incarnate
I don't think /sci/ could write a textbook on QFT, not even bringing up those who have to pass high school first.

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im just picking random images from my sci folder

>>8159583
wtf, thats legit though

fractal dimensions

>>8157762
Just like some people genuinely believe in explaining humans with evolution trough natural selection - it's hilarious when you start to think about it.

>>8157919
>King of Science
kek

>>8156070
What book is this?

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>>8156071
>mfw the OC I made for /his/ makes it to /sci/
I knew there were crossboarding scums here.

>>8161063
It's hard to imagine /sci/, /lit/ and /his/ not sharing a lot of posters. I mean, there are similar philosophy threads on all three daily.

>>8160550
Faaaake

>>8161063
>memespeak shit
>facebook memer
Kill yourself

>>8157478
I think he is a frat guy, and he tries to disprove the stereotype that frat guys have easy majors by telling us that he's a biology major. The joke is that biology is considered an easy major by /sci/ autists (idk if it really is).

>>8156081
Where the FUCK is n in the series!!!! SUM is 1!!!

>>8156976
are you blind? the shades are still different

>>8156976
>>8157010
>>8158631
>>8161866
The original one does have the exact same RGB values on both squares.

>>8156466
>>8159359
>>8156299
epic samefag and forced /b/ meme xDDD

What's purple and commutes?

>>8162832
A commutative grape. I refuse to call it Abelian

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>>8156976

>>8156097
>tfw it's actually true

>>8156128
They are called matreshkas you cuck

>Two of the screencaps ITT are my posts
>Both of them have fucking typos

Goddammit, I really need to get back into the habit of revising.

>>8159227
it's python, integers can be arbitrarily large there
that means that all numbers bigger than the one in the while condition will be odd, though

>>8156509
Mitch Cucku

>>8156073
I'm new to C++. What would be the right way to do it? (answer or link appreciated)

>>8156068
I don't get it

>>8163012
First off, that's not c++; it doesnt have "in." There are library functions that can do it, but you need to understand how they work (just search the question and find stack overflow answers). The most basic and easily understood way would be to iterate through the string as a char array and compare if each is in the range of ascii values assigned to 0-9. Return false on the first failure, else true.

>>8163032
of course you don't, the other branch must be a positron

>>8163181
>First off, that's not c++; it doesnt have "in."
>falling for the bait
While you're at it, what is "print" and why does it not have parens if this is c++? What about using python 2 raw_input? Lack of enclosing function, ...

>>8163267
There's always weird shit that would be unrecognizable to someone new to a language, and I addressed only the bit lacking an analogous method in c++. Forgive me for not assuming everyone a troll, you cancerous shitheap.

>>8163265
>everyone who disagrees with me is le engineer boogeymang
epiKKK xDDD

>>8163295
tfw my shitposting generates less hostility than my anti-shitposting

>>8157009
Good to know they are keeping the server clean from plebs

>>8160556
I laughed

>>8163309
Epic. Simply epic.

Jesus christ how far has this board fallen in the past few years. Let me dump what I got out of one of these threads about 3 years ago so you can see how much ya'll have degenerated.

>>8163449
Lost

>>8163490
Tell me /sci/
Why do I laugh at this?

In the past, I actually knew what this stupid jokes was actually saying, and they couldn't make me laugh.

Now I chuckled on this stupid shit.

Am I becoming mediocre like all of you?
Fucking brainlets. It was all true. Stupidity is an infectious disease.

>>8155792
I don't look at the chicken, but I look at the game over sign in the middle of the chicken.

What do you give a female mathematician when you propose to her?

>>8161306

Nah it can be simulated with LaTeX
[math]\color{Red} { ( \mathrm{USER~HAS~BEEN~BANNED~FOR~THIS~POST} ) }[/math]

>>8163662
The answer is left as an exercise to the reader.

>>8163662
A Torus?

>>8163662
A polynomial ring

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>>8156103
>Canadian Man

>>8160573
hey, that was me!
I actually stole that from a friend (law student) who posted it on facebook. I figured /sci/ might have some fun with it.

>>8156071
>normales sup' and l'X [aka ploytechnique] are the same thing
Wait what?

>>8163267
>>8163295
i didn't shitpost. i've already seen this pic before and I assumed there would be an easy solution to this. But when I actually needed it I wasn't able to get it done within 10 minutes.
So I just went on without caring about it too much until I saw the pic again.

>>8163181
>>8163295
Thanks a lot

>>8164706
> engineers dont use science

>>8164712
is this real life

>>8156299
I fucking love this

Also love the last one

>>8164709
Found the engineer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYqXlRQrBN4

>>8159050
My fucking sides ahahahaha

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>>8156128
>since your hand has to travel half the way to my voluptuous bottom, and then a fourth and an eight, and so on

>>8163262
Arrows indicate that it is.

>>8164718
Found the mathfag

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>>8164712
Really makes you go hmm

>>8164205
wot m8

>>8162891
1 KB NICE. Image too small for ants.

>>8165202
You could just right click on the LaTeX and click "show math as -> TeX commands" to see what I wrote,
\color{Red} { ( \mathrm{USER~HAS~BEEN~BANNED~FOR~THIS~POST} ) }
is the syntax.

>>8163547
better tell the developers we found a glitch

>>8164723
Oh dear christ

>>8164713
>>8164920
Newtons law of universal gravitation the guys a moron

>>8156509
Miko Cuckoo

>>8165410
Just plugh in any value that seems to correspond with the mass of the ocean and the earth and the mass of a small insect and the earth, compare to see what the force of attraction between these two objects is

>>8160561
reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInDH2FeXaM

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>>8165514
Holy shit I wish this was real.

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>>8162891
nice

>>8163032
they're the same thing just presented in a different fashion

>>8158124
Amazing what tricks out brain can play :^)

>>8156103
This is goddamn hilarious.

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>>8156103
>italians and greeks out of nowhere

fucking kek

>>8156075
Are you missikg the worst part of this? If num != 2 this will just loop forever. I never gets incremented except when num == 2 and then it exits anyway.

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>>8156103
>poles
>toasters

>>8164903
i study women and gender studies and can still tell that you're triggered, kiddo

>>8156859
Wow, whoever compiled this into an image really needs to be shot. I'm sure that I would have enjoyed that if it didn't hurt so fucking bad to try and read.

>>8167010
>someone actually screencaped this decade old meme in 2015

http://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-just-discovered-a-new-nucleus-shape-and-it-could-ruin-our-hopes-of-time-travel

>>8161306
obviously, everyone knows that /sci/ doesn't have any mods, and never will

[math] \color{Red} { ( \mathrm{USER~HAD~HIS~VOLUPTUOUS~BOTTOM~VIOLATED~FOR~THIS~POST} ) } [/math]

>>8167067
Ebin :-DD
Now keep the stupid circlejerk threads open.

>>8164205 Doesn't Work

\color{Red} { ( \mathrm{USER~HAS~BEEN~BANNED~FOR~THIS~POST} ) }

>>8164706
scientists invented the glue on the tape

>>8164723
This is ........just wow. Just......this is the evidence for different IQ in the population.

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>>8156124
haven't laughed this hard in a while.

>>8155792

Bravo! Real subtle! A work of art!

You really got me!

Get over yourselves you fucking corpses. Get a hold of your souls. Or don't. I don't care.

>>8156071
Trolley's more of a phil thing innit.
>>8161091
>I mean, there are similar philosophy threads on all three daily.
And /sci/ is consistently so very much worse, goddamn. Makes me sad. Too many STEM redditors.

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>>8164723
PLUG AND CHUG, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

Applaud the American school system.

>>8156293
I love this

>>8163519
I could see people eating this up.

>>8164723
>Weinburg
>can't do math
>ended up as an "accident reconstructionist"
Spot the handicapped Jew

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>>8155663

>>8168025
TOP KEK

>>8156260
top kek

>>8159204
fucking lost it right here

>>8168025
i dont see /x/ here. and whats wrong with weebs ?

>>8168229
lumped in there with crackpots. Also have you not seen /sci/ lately?

>>8156299
I don't see how this is funny? Sounds like a 12 year old making shitty jokes.

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>>8168312
Says the lame ass virgin nerd posting on a website. for weebs. I though science was supposed to be for rational people.

Mor~on.

>>8168739

>projecting

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>>8168747
Yea, ok.

>>8168739
anime is a mental disorder

>>8164723
>muh formula sheets
This is more cringe than funny desu.

>>8168739
Take your pedophile cartoons back to >>>/a/

>>8164723
>"square rut"

I fucking hate their accents.

On a side note: "Steven Weinberg, 57, of Lees Summit, MO, passed away Monday, September 17, 2007 after a motorcycle accident in Raytown, MO." http://www.obitsforlife.com/obituary/55528/Weinberg-Steven.php

The guy was a dumb hickass racist fucking Missouri cop. He retired from the force and got a cushy job as the president of an accident reconstruction company. Love the fact that the defense put his ass up there to get humiliated.