Does talking to plants work?

Yeah, just like eating rocks works.

>>8151238
Don't some animals eat rocks to aid digestion? Seems to work for them.

>>8151243
wild parrots are known to eat bentonite clay as a sorta antidote for toxic berries.

>>8151222
I guess talking to them changes your behaviour, what with the empathy kicking in and making you care more for them.

>>8151222
Yes, just like talking to God or dead people.

It's the talking back part that doesn't work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M8FFJW7UQM

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>>8152042
*tips fedora*

>>8152081
Hi cancer.

If God, plants or dead people actually respond to you, perhaps you should get checked for brain damage or schizophrenia.

>>8151222
>does doing x effect y?

Yes, but result may not be what you want.

As for legit science, check out how sound vibrations of certain frequencies affect plants.

>>8151222
Some sound frequencies could have an effect on some plants. Even humans can be the subject of mood and comportemental changes caused by sound : http://dyatlovincident.com/

Well if you scream to them nonstop during half a year they will probably want to avoid the waves that your voice makes and grow in another direction

They kind of have a memory too,but it doesn't work like in the brain

>>8151222
>pollen face
>face
That's a vagina you're talking to, Mr. bunny.