NASA WANTS YOU !
TO COLONIZE MARS !
Ready to gear up ?
k keep me posted
>>8143429
k
pls take me
>>8143442
Enlist today !
I don't know if I should, but I would.
We want you, but we don't have any money, you'll have to bring your own rocket and spacesuit. Sorry.
>>8143424
>Tfw too old to become an astronaut
>Tfw never explore Mars
Dammit. One of you fuckers better get there for us.
>>8143424
Thanks. Maybe in 50 years once all of the porkbarrel contracts from the SLS rocket are paid off, maybe we can go there.
But only if you are americam. And have money.
At least anyone could get into the army.
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>>8143451
Jesus fucking christ take me. I'm young, I'm fresh out of high school. I have time to become whatever is needed. Just someone tell me what I need to become and I'll fucking do it. we haven't had actual pioneers in over 100 years. I just want to help get humanity to the next place.
Seriously if someone tells me the best way to get to become a space colonist is to become an engineer I'll do it. Wan't me to me to become an physicist? Done. Whatever it is I'll do it.
>>8145104
I mean think about it. Not since Lewis and Clarke have people been venturing into the absolute unknown. Imagine the honor of being remembered as one of the first humans to leave Earth. I don't even care if I die. I just want a chance.
>>8143424
This is actually what I want to do with my life. But first I need to find a girl who will go with me. Mars is lonely.
>>8145116
t. currently a physics undergrad planning to have a doctorate by 2021-2 at latest. I'm already going to intern at NASA next summer, I want to apply as soon as possible.