>tfw even supermodels are better than you at computer programming

computer programmers have no future. They will remain as a deskmoney with below average pay doing overnights everyday until their soul diminishes completely and they turn into a vegetable just like any other coder :^)

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>>8012874

Any monkey can learn CS

>>8012890
>not using kreyszig for functional analysis
shiggy diggy

>>8012874
>kode
Why do women ruin everything?

>>8012909
Lax is more advanced

>>8012914
I think it's a pun on her name, Karlie Kloss, to replace every 'k' sound with a k.

/g/ pls, I left you for a reason

>>8012920
kankerhoer

>>8012920
Yeah I can see that. Not funny. Maybe I'm just salty since I have a bad relationship with my mom, bitch used to beat me senseless and burned me with a match once. Then I got older and kicked her ass. I still turned out smart enough to get into an elite school though.

>>8012932
What the fuck

>>8012932
and now you hate women ?

>>8012874
No

>>8012932
Don't worry buddy, we've got places for you.
>>>/r9k/
>>>/pol/

>>8012996
cuck, is that you ?

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>>8012925
Ondergewardeerde paal

>>8013000
I was being sincere. P-pls no bully.

>cd a bajillion times
does she not know how to change directory

>>8013011
>implying you don't type things like "cd", "ls" and "git status" reflexively out of habit while you're figuring out what to do next

>>8012925
Goede paal

>ywn work through all the exercises in SICP together with Karlie

Why even live bros?

>cd code
no such folder
>cd..
command not found
>pwd
blahblahblah...
>cd..
command not found
>cd ..
>ls
blahblahblah...
>cd code
no such folder
>cd ..

She's an amazing programmer.

>>8013015
this

Some really bitter math and chemistry majors in here tonight.

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>>8012932
>tfw childhood of total abuse
>get into elite uni maths program
>get paid internship at one of the biggest insurance firms
>graduate straight into a high paid position
>move out and talk to neither again

Feels good, but I'm still a nervous wreck. Keep fighting the good fight m8

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>>8012874
>open bash
>change directory 4 times
>open hello world example program
>make screenshot for facebook

>>8013039

This, she clearly knows a handful of commands but is not comfortable in her own environment and that hello world is pointlessly complex

>>8012925
Kwaliteitpaal

>>8013108
so she's a supermodel and knows more about how programs work than a majority of people out there?

hm...

>>8013120
That's as much as you know after watching the first 5 minutes of the first episode of a youtube tutorial.

https://github.com/karliekloss?tab=activity

Is this her real github?

>>8013122
>and knows more about how programs work than a majority of people out there?
hmmmmm...

>>8013128
The majority of Indians shit in the streets. Are you similarly awestruck if you see an Indian use a toilet? Investing 5 minutes of research is not impressive just because the majority of people doesn't even do that much.

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>>8012874
>Doesn't use VIM

>>8013137
>caring about what editor other people use

Are you 16? Atom is pretty widely used professionally by people in the software industry these days desu.

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>>8013138
>He can't work out how to use vim

I bet you got stuck in vim while failing to install arch.

>Dad how do I get out of this program its too hard i want microsoft notepad back!!!! :'''(

>>8013143
I actually use Vim as my main editor in my work. Just pointing how dumb as fuck you are to care about this stuff.

>>8013145
>Just pointing how dumb as fuck you are to care about this stuff.

This desu

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>>8013145
I was just wanting a reaction...

>>8012920
Karlie Kloss Kodes aka KKK

>>8012890
>discreet mathematics with ducks

Please tell me this is real and cheap to buy

>>8012890
But that's not CS, it's code monkeying advertised as CS, which sadly is the state of many CS programs.

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>s-s-she can't even program
>i'm-i may be a manlet, but uh
>fuck her!

>>8012988
>>8012993
I wouldn't say I hate women, I just have a low opinion of them as a group.

>>8012996
I already go on /pol/ regularly

>>8013107
Good for you man, I'm also a total sperg but that is slowly changing.

>>8014144
my dick = diamonds
even though its shooped

>>8012874
>the bottle says Bait
appropriate

[spoiler]I know it doesn't[/spoiler]

>>8014144
>yes.jpg

>pwd
>it's already in her prompt

>>8014178
>a > b && b < a

what

why

>>8014188
becuz she's so randumb XXDDDDD

>>8014178
>returning 5 if numbers are equal "just becuz"

>>8014178
Fuck this world. I'm going to fucking kill myself right now.

>>8014203
but there's no documentation for why she does that

shit program would not use

>>8014224
Yeah me too, man. See you in Allah's paradise in like five minutes.

>>8014240
>tfw actually Muslim
don't do it bros

>>8012920
MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT

>>8014188
>he doesn't double check his work

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>>8012874
Yes, building them. The people who program them won't be stupid enough to design self-building robots.

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How did she take the photo if both her hands are on the keyboard?

>>8014127
http://www.amazon.com/Discrete-Mathematics-Ducks-Sarah-Marie-Belcastro/dp/1466504994

>>8014178
this is fake right

>>8012932
is this you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvoatH2A0n8

>>8013039
The shitlord computer should obviously stop oppressing her.

>>8014352
Nah I was meeker at that age.

>>8014178
>>8014351
It's pretty obviously fake. Don't be so quick to get triggered by /pol/ memes:

https://twitter.com/karliekloss/status/697837478141632512

The left code sample is the famous fast inverse square root bithack from Quake III:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

>>8014224
>>8014240
No!! Don't do it anons. We need you

>>8014178

To be fair the code on the left is also pretty bad. People who use single letters for variable names should be shot. Shit's not maintainable.

>>8014178
>>8014391
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root
> const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

Why in god's name?

>>8012874

>Coding on a Mac
>Coding on a laptop
>Coding with just one screen

The last two are only acceptable when you're on the train to present your software to your customers and you still haven't got it working yet.

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>>8012874
Coding is the 21st century equivalent of assembly line labour.

>>8014188
She's just hardening her code, anon. Just in case there is a bug where '>' and '<' are implemented differently because a silly boy coded them.
;)

>>8013126
Looks like someone learning some introductory git and Ruby.

Makes sense it would be her since she used a git command and has a custom git PS1 in the OP picture.

The amount of butthurt in this thread is hilarious. It's almost as bad as /g/.

They are using Ruby, right?

(Why?!)

>>8014534
>not coding on UNIX

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>>8014151
>>8014164
That pic might be shopped, but Will Smith is still 6'2.

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>>27961228
Which language made after 1986 is better than Python?

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I take it this returns a Harry Potter phrase 4 times?

>>8014610
>Which language made after 1986 is better than Python?

Your mom

>>8014610
Haskell

>>8014618
Haskell, Clojure, EcmaScript 6, Go

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>>8014298
fixed

>>8013147
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>8014574
I was wondering that too. My guess is they want to do web stuff and bought into some residual Ruby on Rails hype and aren't aware everyone moved onto Node.js. That said, Ruby isn't a bad language, in many ways it's better than JavaScript, especially for someone new to programming since JavaScript is batshit sometimes.

>>8012874
cd.. cd.. cd code. cd.

Yep. Seems about right.

>>8012909

kreyszig doesn't even have any measure theory

>>8012932
Plenty of "smart", "elite" school people end up fuck ups still, specially when they beat their mom

>>8014285
why did I lol

>>8012932
lmao I love this site

>>8013000
so we're gonna pretend that /pol/ isn't resentful towards women now?

>>8013107
I really want to do the same tho it wasn't really abuse iin my case, more like neglect they literally didn't give a shit so I won't give a shit about them

>>8014761

>What is Zivilisation

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Screencapped for posteriority

>>8015506
I didn't beat her bad or anything. And its not my fault, bitch beat me for years and I just couldn't take it anymore

>>8014761
>implying WWIV won't be with sticks and stones

>>8014144

when will they learn

>>8014610
Haskell

>>8014610
Perl

Hold shift and spam your keyboard to write the code.
Your program is always unique and interesting.
Many science discoveries have been made using this.

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>>8014761
fixed again

>>8012874

If her hands are both on the keyboard, how did she take the picture???

>>8017309
>holding fake arms
>someone else took it
>google glass
>timer on her phone camera, holding it in her mouth/ on her tits

>>8014173
kek

what the fuck she's trying to accomplish

>>8012874
No

>>8012874
in Kloss' defense, I think the whole point is to get women interested in programming. Of course it's going to be simple shit like hello world, and compute the sum of two numbers programs. I don't think she ever pretended like she was doing any serious development.

>>8017558

Computing the sum of two numbers would be fine if it was done in some sort of neat roundabout way with stack manipulation maybe...

python
def add(a, b):
sum = a + b
return sum

should not be applauded, come on.

>>8017569
Mostly playing devil's advocate here, btw.

Going to mention again that I think the whole point is to get complete noobs into programming (targeting women, who have likely never programmed in their life). So yeah, that silly little function is appropriate.