>PhD in Organometallic chemistry

>>8011333
>Organometallic chemistry
If I've ever heard a meme degree, this has to be it.

File: loadsemone.jpg (34KB, 300x400px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 300x400px

>>8011333
>PhD in condensed matter physics

File: 09bda0395342ff3907ba9f55dd4ea3c2[1].jpg (25KB, 478x285px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 478x285px

Welder

>>8011334
That' just cause you don't even know how important organometallics is for organic chemistry and biological processes.

>>8011334
>meme degree
what you mean like synthetic organic? no thanks. I want a job. organometallics has applications in materials, MOFs, catalysis, and organic.

>>8011333
Is this Liquid Liquid?

File: 1460593249353.jpg (20KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 256x256px

>>8011333

> BS in postironic aquaponics

Make bath salts? GHB? Profit? Who else has thought of doing this with their uni experience in chemi?

>>8011378
LSD is way more profitable

>>8011378
a lot of people actually.

but do you want to go to jail for the manufacturing of illicit substances? no? then its as simple as not making them.

>>8011393
>Implying that when you work for a huge criminal organization you will even get close to getting caught

Topkek, like if you are not going to be working with 500 tough guy serial killers that make it almost impossible to reach the 'heart' of the operation.

>>8011396
>Implying you would actually want to work with serial killers

There'd be no safe retirement

1 part hydrogen peroxide. high concentration
1 part acetone
1 part sulfuric acid.

mix in a glass container that is resting in an ice bath. stir for 10 minutes and then transfer to filter paper. rinse with cold water.

>>8011393

I would do it just to stick it to the man

>>8011413
:) the results are... explosive.

File: mnsa.jpg (152KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 1920x1080px

>>8011413
HAH! Thanks for the recipe!

>>8011427
whats the result?

>>8011432
Think about it. Hydrogen peroxide can be used to make rocket fuel.

>>8011432
Acetone Peroxide. It's what the Belgian bombers and 7/7 bombers used.

>>8011334
Are you fucking retarded? Organometallics is God-tier, we make the shit that makes all other chemistry possible.

>>8011396
>>8011408
this

>you know, ive had enough of all this shady work
>kills you

>>8011436
golly that is one pretty molecule

>>8011443
I'd wear it as a necklace

>>8011456
Sure, justt be careful not to break it :^)