Wait anon, you're a math major?

>>8011054
>Be me
>Be in Honors Calculus II
>Cute girl says she needs help with HW due Wednesday (Monday night)
>I say sure but don't know where to meet her
>Suggest she meet me at my dorm
>She says "Sure!"
>She comes over around 8pm
>Help her with her math hw
>She says "Wow anon you're really smart!"
>Sees a hat I wear (tips fedora)
>She puts it on
>Says she looks nice
>She puts it on me
>We joke around
>"Well anon thanks for the help! I have to go!" "See you in class Wednesday!"
>She never ask for help again
>Probably got cucked

pls dont diss me in a song im a nice guy pls

"Yeah, I'm just in it for the babes, though"

>>8011061
What a beta
Why didn't you fucked her?

>>8011054
My family is very rich I'm not retarded I swear.

>>8011071
I was too scared. I was a nervous wreck when she was sitting beside me 1-1 in my dorm room. I have plenty other stories like that...

>Abstract Algebra class
>Hot blonde sits in back but has been eye balling me the entire semester
>She introduces herself
>We talk a little
>She invites me to a bar to get drinks with her Saturday
>Few days later I'm at bent over drinking water from the fountain
>She flaps my butt hard and says "See you in class!"
>I laugh nervously
>Saturday night rolls around
>She takes me to the back of the bar where it's quiet
>I talk about pure math with her for 2-3 hours straight
>She disappears rest of the night
>See her in class later
>She invites me out to the bar again
>Do the same
>Talk about pure math my entire interaction with her
>She invites me out 2-3 more times and then even "invites me" to be her new roommate (she was subletting a new apartment) and was hanging out with me more
>She'd post stuff on my fb wall
>I had utter autism and eventually rejected it and screwed the entire thing (whatever it was) up.

>>8011080
she probably thought you were gay and legit just wanted a guy roommate

>>8011080
You normally don't get those second opportunities, but you managed to fuck them all up

>>8011091
This was definitely the case.

>>8011091
>>8011095
Apparently she was in the process of breaking up with her boyfriend when she was doing this with me. I didn't know about it at the time.

>>8011093
I've done this on multiple occasions with various women. None of them are interested in talking to me any longer. I had stronger signals than what I posted from women later on and it's too painful to go back and reflect on them.

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>>8011054
I know it sounds like I am one, but I engineer my own very expensive pieces of art

>>8011071
Because he is not able to speak English properly. Oh wait, that's you.

yeah.. but i'm not even good at it.. so dont worry..

>>8011054
Yeah, my mass [math] is [/math] pretty major.
Thanks for noticing.

>>8011061
That was just sad and pathetic