Have you ever crushed on a hot professor? Ever had sex with one?

exchanged hj's with my calc iii instructor

No but when I was taking a class at community college the professor was dating my roomate
really really weird situation

ended up dropping the class and moving cities anyway but still very strange

>>7981852
> integral calculus

this is likely some masters-tier normie

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>>7981852
Sex is for women and plebs who love to please women.

>>7981884
This.

>>7981855
fucking jealous, what i would give to have banged my calc iii TA....
mmmm chris, truly husbando material

>>7981884
>>7981890

> bitter kissless 24 years old virgins detected

>>7981852

I fucked a stanford adjunct once. She was like a 7/10 with a decent bod. She didn't teach me though and was like a year younger than me

I stay away from women professors, especially fat colored women. I've found old thin black male professors of to be the best for some reason.

>Taking pure math degree
>Super cute first year biology TA (fulfilling a lab science requirement)
>I'm a pretty big autist
>Very pedantic about biology
>Through luck and studying I pull 100% on everything in the semester
>This is a pretty big deal as the semester progresses because there were like 30+ assessments
>They've never had that happen before and I'm being discussed lots by the instructors, even to the class as a whole
>I lead this to make me believe that I am not an autist
>Big mistake
>Drunk one night near the end of the semester
>Facebook message the TA
>It's the most autistic conversation ever, even reading it now makes me make involuntary noises in my throat
>Avoid eye contact the rest of the semester

Oh well live and learn

>>7982213
so anticlimactic

>>7982221
You didn't read the convo m8. She's a hardcore feminist. Did not take kindly. She threatened to post it online if I didn't leave her alone

>>7982221
lrn2women

>>7982213
>>7982229
Is there any chance that you will post the convo?

>>7982229
Post it faggot. Just black out the names.

>>7981852
damn, who is he?

>>7982301
https://www.youtube.com/user/professorleonard57/

Man, you ever get tempted to take HR or special education classes because of the insane woman ratio?

>>7981884
this.

if only i knew sooner

I had to take a Psych class (yeah, I know) in which the female Professor was hot af, I tried to chat her up, but she regarded me as though I were some insect.

>>7982211
>old thin black male professors
I had one for Real Analysis, smart af, with a hot wife and two hot teen daughters I tried to get friendly with, but no luck.