If /sci/ got together and formed a laboratory, what would we invent?

a shitposting bot

>>7976346
Idk but i got some NaBH4 and caffeine pills laying around somewhere

>>7976346
The scientific principals of shitposting.
It shall be called Principia Shitpostinca.

a shitstorm opposing engineers and "pure" scientists.

A rape machine.

>>7976346
a new drug to increase shitposting capabilities

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>>7976346
A mecha loli that everyone but the engineers would fug. Also, explosions. pic related.

>>7976351
>NaBH4
GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB, I NEED REDUCING AGENTS

>>7976346
I'm actually on the first episode of this anime right now! Is it any good?

>>7976373
The intro in the anime is bretty long and may bore you. Other than that, prepare for the emotional rollercoaster.

Also,
>not playing the VN

>>7976367
weab fuck off

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>>7976353

I'm not even a scientist and I've already written a strict, mathematical treatise on the mechanics of shitposting.

I can even quantify the objective shitpost value of a shitpost or shitposting session using shitpost calculus.

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>>7976394
>telling a chinese cartoon girl watcher to fuck off from a website whose foundation was on chinese cartoon girls

The replacement for 3DPD I hope

>>7976346
The best paper and pencil in history for doing math.

Radioactive fleshlights

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we could start by colliding minature balls of plasma with minature balls of ice and prove once and for all that a sun made of plasma would do very little to a sun made of ice because plasma is just a gas while the ice is a solid

>>7976353
Elementary Linear Shitposting

>>7976428
I was working on the related problem of a formal theory of trolling. Perhaps these two are related?

>>7976346

gigga niggas

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>>7976346
We would invent a more *accessible* cure for virginity

>>7976346
A rocket dildo targeting people's assholes and mouths.

first we need to find a super cute girl and sexually harass her, so that she becomes interested in us. Then we'll talk.

>>7976346
A program that collects assertions from all over the web and displays them in reverse order of number of includes citations

Probably an online IQ test.

Meth,dildos,new forms of shitposting and new memes

>>7977475
>Linear Shitposting
Step it up.
How about non-linear shitposting.

We would get some funding for researches in Qauntum Shitposting

AI captcha solver >:^D

Preexistence itself.

>>7977868
I'm convinced that some captchas are simply designed to be impossible with no right answer, so I doubt an AI could do it

A microwave which can be activated with your phone as a remote control.

>>7976346
>image.jpg

A bait bot

>>7976356
both trying to describe turbulence of shitstorms in different manner ?

>>7976346
Remarkable new methods in IQ insecurity

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>>7978887
What could possibly go wrong?

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We could start with more casual stuff. Then, we can move on to teleportation and weapons R&D.
And, of course, our final project... [spoiler]will be a shitposting nuke[/spoiler].