Stupid Quantum Mechanics Thread

>>7970492
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If you stare at the upper right screen long enough, you can see a shark.

>>7970551
Nice try but I'm not losing my quantum immortality to some quantum maneater.

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>>7970492
Thanks for not increasing our entropy any further. Sleep tight, pupper.

>>7970492
The fuck dude, seriously! How are we supposed to design new weapons of mass destruction if we can't figure you out! You can't even figure yourself out, what do you expect us to do? You're irrational. Get it together, man, we can't do this thing without you.

>>7970642
No, I can/did figure myself out. That's kind of why I posted. Wouldn't be news if I was still confused.

Fuck it's like why even help you build hyperweapons if you can't even read?

>>7970624
>pic

There's a movie "sorta" like that. Thanatomorphose (2012)

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>>7970642
OP here, Nobody can understand the quantum implications and entanglements of my deep and scurrying creativity due to the non local quantum events that bring about my consciousness

>>7970744
If you're OP then how do you know I'm OP?

>>7970747
Because of quantum non local superpositions of nanometric fields spanning the entirety of the cosmos and my mind. I am everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

>>7970750
Yeah but if I don't have a location then you can't be me by being everywhere. Locality 101 here.

>existing inside the universe as the universe
Shit man it's like you didn't even read your own OP.

>>7970754
>tfw asking where the universe is located derails a universal superintelligence

>>7970624
>tfw 4chan has memes for lulling the universe back to sleep
>mfw 4chan is destined to save the universe from certain doom some day

>tfw nobody commented on the >>>/wsr/ comic

So this is what doom feels like.

>tfw scientists doesn't complain about stupid QM anymore