Is this spider poisonous or dangerous? A friend of mine found

spiders don't eat mosquitos, they eat your children

Looks like a Dolomedes something to me, I don't think those eat mosquitoes, they're fishing spiders.
I might be wrong on the species though

>>7968316
Looks like a wolf spider to me.

Venomous you tard.

>>7968378
Maybe he wants to eat it?

>>7968316
Yes, it's a wandering spider and can give you erectile dysfunction for life.

don't get too close to it OP I'm a biologist and that spider crawls into your urethra and lays eggs in your testicles and then when you nut inside a girl you lay your eggs in her and then the baby spiders eat the unborn fetus and instead of birthing a baby she births thousands of spiders trust me they use this in some countries to abort babies very nasty stuff

>>7968413
spider venom is harmless when ingested.

>>7968476
you're an idiot. the nigerian bootyblaster has been extinct for centuries.

>>7968433
You think that's funny but some venomous spiders can cause priapasm which will have lasting effects if not taken care of immediately.

>>7968479
i think thats what he was talkin about m80

>>7968316
Eat it and find out.

>>7968500
Pretty much, you can tell a wandering spider because it will rear up in a threatening manner if agitated, it can talk the walk. They come with bananas sometimes.

>>7968316
I'm scared to even touch it on the fucking screen

>>7968316
Looks like a brown recluse.