So the other day I got home from work and was getting ready to hang out. Then my wife points out a weird mark on my back. Before you ask. NO. I didn't sleep on something or get hit by an object. It appeared over night. Other people have had the same problem. Yet the only thing I can find is government alien abduction theories. Any one have any other thoughts?
>>7959857
virus, selected anus probe candidate, probably slept on something weird.
alien virus
>>7959857
the alliums marked you
means ur next sorry
>>7959857
Maybe talk to a dermatologist you stupid asshole
Its cancer, OP
>>7959857
Probably rolled on a spider or something and it started biting you...why is this thread on /sci/? Aliens? Fuck you man
It's means you're good game, to be killed of when in prison
>>7959857
>NO. I didn't sleep on something
>It appeared over night
You slept on something
>>7960172
This. Unless you can sleep in vacuum
>>7959857
Lupus.