why don't chimps just get a hold of knives?

>>7838393

Moonwatcher did. His competition did not.

We are the children of Moonwatcher. And your picture shows the children of his ancient competition.

:^)

(IB4 someone demonstrates tool-usage by chimps)

>>7838393
Because they'd be unstoppable.

I know they're big fans of sticks, but I don't mean this to be silly as it sounds. I saw a documentary on chimps tribal warfare and the fuckers used flanking and ambush tactics. It surprises me they aren't at least bashing each other with big sticks or rocks.

why don't chimps just get a hold of nuclear arms?

>>7838393
Because the white man keeps oppressing them.

>>7838393
They do, knives are hard to come by for them though so you hardly ever see them use it.

>>7838411
Chimps were recently observed using spears.

>>7838485
>Orangutan is so fucking strong it doesn't even have to bother insert the nail from the pointy end first.

Also, since it's an Attenborough documentary the Orangutan was probably filmed by a covert ops team doing espionage deep in Orangutan territory to figure out what the fuck they're building. Then a still picture of Attenborough was spliced in later.

>>7838393
Their fingers are not dextrous so they cannot efficiently shape matter.

go watch 2001 a space Odyssey

>>7838393
Where you ever in Brooklyn?