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Gardasil 9: Should I get it? 2015-12-21 21:50:17 Post No. 7735951
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Gardasil 9 was approved just approved for males through age 26 a few days ago (it was approved for females and younger males last year). I'm 24, male, and a virgin. Should I get it?
The last thing I want is oral cancer, or to be thinking that I might get oral cancer in the future while I'm eating out a girl. It would also suck to think that I might have given my partner cervical cancer.
That said:
>it's something injected into my body, which despite allegedly being incredibly safe, is still scary
>it's expensive as fuck at around $200 per dose, and you need 3
>it seems to be hard to get in my neck of the woods at least (which scares me, since fewer people have gotten the 9 version vs. the original version which has been around since 2006 but only covers 4 strains, HPV16 probably being the most important)
>I found a study which suggested that getting Gardasil (they didn't test the 9 version) might increase your chances of getting strains not covered by the vaccine: http://www.abstractsonline.com/plan/ViewAbstract.aspx?mID=3682&sKey=7f019f73-accb-484e-becc-5ecc405f8ec5&cKey=e2313b32-d6ac-4443-ab2d-49c368ea3b89
>in the FDA briefing for Gardasil in 2006, a study among a subgroup showed that Gardasil might have increased their cancer risk by 44.6%, although it was a very small subgroup, and there were some differences between them (search for 44.6 in this PDF: http://www.fda.gov/ohrms/dockets/ac/06/briefing/2006-4222B3.pdf)
>penile cancer caused by HPV is incredibly rare at around 700 cases per year, and oral cancer caused by HPV is also rare, but less so, at around 8K cases per year (this number is rising however)
I keep going back and forth between getting it for peace of mind, and not wanting to get it because of those things listed above, plus any potential unintended consequences (such as other HPV types becoming more dominant which are more likely to cause cancer or cause cancer at the same rate but the cancer ends up being worse).
Thoughts?
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What is it and what does it do?
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>>7735965
It's a vaccine that has about a 98% effective rate (in females) against preventing HPV infection of 90% of HPV strains that cause cervical cancer and genital warts.
One of the strains in both regular Gardasil and the new Gardasil 9 that the vaccine protects against is HPV16, which is believed to be responsible for most instances of HPV-induced oropharyngeal cancer, which you can get from eating pussy, like Michael Douglas did.
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>>7735951
blind faith kills
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Go get Aids
Them who cares if you get HPV
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>>7735951
why bother? girls usually don't take kindly to morbidly obese, autistic pony-pornographers like yourself.
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Carefully consider the side effects:
>Young woman's ovaries destroyed by Gardasil: Merck 'forgot to research' effects of vaccine on female reproduction
http://www.naturalnews.com/041512_Gardasil_ovary_destruction_HPV_vaccine.html
Actual British Medical Journal source:
http://casereports.bmj.com/content/2012/bcr-2012-006879.abstract
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>>7736131
http://www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/vaccines/hpv/hpv-safety-faqs.html#A6
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>>7736139
>From June 2006 through September 2015 about 80 million doses of Gardasil were given out in the United States. During the same period, VAERS received 32,925 US reports of adverse events following Gardasil vaccination, 117 reports of death.
>Some deaths among people who received an HPV vaccine have been reported to VAERS
But it goes on to say that of course it's not the vaccine that causes any of this at all, even though they legally have to put it in their public drug documentation.
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>>7735951
>muh outliers.
If it's too much money for you or you can't get it then it's probably not worth going way out of your way for because you'll probably never get oral cancer anyway.
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>>7735951
>I'm a virgin
Explains why you're behaving like such a fucking cuckold. Pro tip: everything marketed for women only is a fucking scam, most women fall for stupid marketing tricks like this. Ignore it and carry of with your life. I really hope you realize you need to fix your cuck view on things anon.
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>>7736194
Except it's also marketed towards boys/men
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>>7735980
how about you
a: Engage in abstinence
b: don't eat out strange girls
c: don't get fucking STD's
problem solved
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>>7735951
>be future you, eating out girl
>epiphany strikes you as you pause orogenital devastation
>girl asks what's wrong, "did I not wash it good enough, etc."
>"no...just, does your vagina have oral cancer? I never took my Gardasil 9"
>"Surely you jest."
>"My name's Anon, not Shirly. That'd be strange. Also please alert me if your mouth has cervical cancer"
>"Get the fuck out of my house blah blah blah"
>"Blast! I was certain today was the day that my virginity be surrendered to you, knave. Fare thee well, mitotic abomination!"
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>>7737090
About 79 million Americans are currently infected with HPV. About 14 million people become newly infected each year. HPV is so common that most sexually-active men and women will get at least one type of HPV at some point in their lives.
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