when your mom uses your restroom and it smells f*cking horrible afterwards
gosh anon how come your mom lets you have two restrooms
>>5809256
mmmm I wanna smell ur mom's poop. beating my dick right now just imagining how it smells. would u say it is earthy and pungent or sour and acrid?
Okay. I'm going to shower now because I'm going to go to a restaurant with my parents. I'll probably eat stuffed marioes or something.
But what irks me the most is that my favorite shirt is dirty and now I have to put on a blue shirt when I go out. Seriously, if you like blue, you should succ my bepis because blue is a sh*t. Everyone knows that maroon is the best color in existence. God, I'll miss my maroon shirt for the time being.
See you guys later tonight.
>>5809417
my thighs still ache from all those squats I did yesterday. I'm walking like I pooped myself.
Going for real this time. Bye.
>>5809501
Do you're best! We love you!
>>5809256
you're*
change of plans
we got taquitos instead
>>5809689
lole
The fish...*shivers*
>>5809507
Thanks!
>>5809692
lole indeed