Ask a guy who just jerked off in a Longhorn steakhouse anything.

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>>5808105
Seize your animeposting right this instance!

>>5808105
I've jacked off in a library bathroom, the middle of a forest (after shitting in the river) and even a hidden field in a public park.

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>>5808105

>>5808112
Oh yeah and I forgot to mention the time I jacked off in a hotel closet while my family was in the room, I was originally just playing my gameboy in there but once they got tired I started fapping. I also masturbated while driving.

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>>5808111
TRIPS CONFIRM!!!

>>5808119
How do you get away with it all?

>>5808119
Masturbating while driving? That's dangerous!

>>5808126
Very carefully. I also masturbated in a school bathroom but that was easy.
>>5808129
It was only for a minute, I got hard in the car while wearing sweatpants and started fapping to see what it felt like. After experiencing the unique feeling I realize it wasn't worth continuing until orgasm so I just stopped. I was too focused on driving for it to feel that great anyway.

>>5808139
>in a school bathroom
When I was in high school! Sorry i forgot to say this. This is a very important point.
In fact, all of those lewd acts occurred before I was even out of high skol.

>>5808145
One time in second grade, I had a subtitute teacher and I liked this girl. I kept showing her my penis and all she did was laugh, I mean really, like could you please at least touch it and stop blushing.

This has been my relationship with girls ever since.

>>5808162
One time in 10th grade I had a teacher and I liked her and one day I followed her to her car and you'd be surprise.

>>5808162
top kek

>>5808162
hold up, you showed the substitute your dick, or a classmate? im confused

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>>5808105
>>5808112
>>5808119
>>5808139
>>5808162
fake and gay kys

>>5808172
The girl in the class, not the teacher lol.

>>5808167
>>5808172
Sweet mother of jesus I wish one of my teachers had jacked me off when I was a wee shota. That was always my greatest fantasy as a child.

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>>5808178
>One time in second grade, I had a subtitute teacher and I liked this girl. I kept showing her my penis
I think they meant the substitute teacher

>>5808180
Same.

I had a huge crush on Mrs. Ferraro. She had this eighties blonde bouffant and was caucasian. She looked like Callie Briggs! That was twenty years ago.

>>5808194
Honestly I barely cared which teacher it was, just the idea of a respected adult woman pleasuring me was enough to make my penis swell up to maximum capacity

>>5808105
yes or not?

>>5808305
Oh god yeah.

Except mrs. chestnut, I don't want her rubbing me down there. But Mrs. Stewart or Ms. Mullarkey sure.

>>5808319
All bullshit aside here, I actually found facebook pics of one of my high school teachers in various swimsuits, including a bikini. A couple were in mildly suggestive poses. Needless to say I fapped.
The only sad part was that it was shortly after I had already graduated, which kind of made it lose it's luster. Plus, I was more into it during my younger years, like greades 6 to 10.

>>5808328
Oh you have to work on that, your sex drive is affected by external circumstance.

>>5808332
What exactly do you mean by that?
Personally I found that when I was a kid the thought of someone touching my penis was "special." It's hard to describe... like whoever was doing it had a special significance... it's weird to describe, but it was awesome when using my imagination to fap to teachers. I think it's because back then my docc was so much more sensitive that someone giving me that the thought of someone granting me that level of sexual pleasure was overwhelming. I would literally do anything to travel back in time and have one of my teachers, almost any of them, just give me one nice handjob. Fug. I would even do it if it meant I would die right after. My life would be complete.