>Be me
>20 Years Old
>Get home
>Opens laptop
>Goes on 4Chan
>Sees incest story on front page
>Gets off
>Gets back on
>Faps
>Cries
>>5805009
who are you quoting?
>>5805009
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.
>>5805015
you are an enormous idiot everything you post is stupid and you don't need to exist
>childcare begins
I'm telling you the captchas get smarter by the day.
>>5805009
Haha incest lol
>>5805021
>>5805025
these seem somewhat rude.... don't be rude, eat nice food.
Let's do it motherfucker.
>>5805032
I want to fuck you so hard every time you close your eyes you remember that sharp thumping pain in your bowels. I want you to admit you crave more of me corrupting and defiling you.
But mostly stop posting this dumb cartoon
Kek i bump this
>>5805015 I just made it up.
>>5805040
??? bullying is wrong, u shud stop... i dont want peoplel looking at u funne, fren...
>>5805045
whoa, careflel fren. that could get u a F.
>>5805049
POUND YOUR ASS WITH COCKS!
The best best feeling in the world is women wanting you. But that's over now. They don't desire me at all.
>>5805078
I want to hug you :(
>>5805009
Who are you quoting?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now