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i wish that microphone was my benipus

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i wish that microphone was my benipus
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>>5803889
one day robotics will make it possiblel, fren...

by the btw. how much progress have u made fren?
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>>5805044
imagine in the future you have to turn your penis into a microphone in order to maintain a stable job because as old labor becomes obsolete, new positions open up for those with mechanical enhancements. You will be working in front of many live audiences as a microphone
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>>5805048
yeah, p sure professor hawkings and doc ock made a fairly well-known documentare about a future like that...
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>>5805048
in what future does hiring a man with an augmented microphone penis cost less than buying a microphone
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>>5805058
all jobs in the future are going to be replaced by robots and cyborgs willing to go the extra mile to get the enhancement

automation automation automation
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>>5805059
that doesnt answer my question or even have anything to do with what i said
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>>5805063
welcome to s4s
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>>5805058
consider how advanced technologe will be in the future.... audio will need 2 meet a certain standard at that point, and augmented microphone bippity-boppity-boos will be ablel to meet that standard
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>>5805072
if you can put a high fidelity microphone onto a mans bepnop...
you could also just take the microphone you WOULD put on his bepis and use it without putting it on his bepis
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>>5805075
no, I don't think so, it's designed to work on a person
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>>5805084
why would you design it like that?
it would be way harder to design a microphone that only works when attached to a bepnop than to design one that works all the time, so why bother?
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>>5805075
u don't seem to understand...

consider how voice acting is a profession. u can't just hire any1 off the street, u need some1 that has a good voice to fit the role u need. voices vary from person to person due to a variety of criteria i won't get into right now but u can look it up later 4 urslelf....

now imagine these augmented bartholomew mickers using the same said criteria 2 enhance it's audio handling capabilities... now u can see, how no ordinary microjycro will do, but rather a high-quality august bioenergetics micker pecker.
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>>5805095
alright this is plausable
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>>5805044
Haven't made that much progress tbh fam, but tonight I'm planning on binging a bunch of episodes since I'm at my comfy home instead of university. Btw I didn't realize it until last night but I rly wanna fug seki sensei. Is it bad that I also looked at doremi porn again last night, I tried for a very long time not to but I cracked.
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>>5805088
dubs! wooh!
>>5805099
dubs! wooh!

don't worre about it, fren. i like seki-sensei too! she's a really wonderflel capablel teacher... i don't think of her like that but she brings a lot of comfort and reminds me of some of my own teachers growing up.
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>>5805103
The thing is, I like her as a character but I also think her lips are perfect for succ, and I'm used to seeing her dressed very formally so when I see pics of her in revealing clothing it makes my peepee feel weird
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>>5803889
i wish that microphon was my mouth and that face was her feet so i could lick her feet lole
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shitposting aside, is this a fun show? tried asking /a/ and they were very rudefigs
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>>5805117
Weird, I asked on /a/ a while back and they gave me a genuine response. Someone even said it was one of their favorite series ever and gave a good list of reasons. I like it so far. It makes me feel really good inside somehow.
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>>5805112
that's ok fren, i think u'll get past those pervy thoughts the more u get into it...

>>5805117
it's GREAT. Very fun, very emotionlel, and it builds off of earlier episodes and gets better and better as it goes on. Once u watch it anime will be ruin'd 4 u forever. at least that's how i and a few other peoplel feel.

check the guide here for all the links you need, since it's a bit difficult finding them on ur own, probably why it's so obscure...: >>5803848
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>>5805117
one of my best friends loved it when they watched it
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>>5803889
Is it wireless?
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>>5805122
do i really have to deal with all those links or can I just watch it on kissanime
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>>5805056
onpu hot
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>>5805126
u shud probable bother with the links... kissanime streaming is way 2 low-quality, and u rly wanna enjoy this to it's fullest.
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>>5805136
is there a lot of action? i like action-packed shows but I might not mind moeshit every once in a while
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>>5805122
That's the problem. When I first started watching it I stopped having perverted thoughts because I loved the characters so much, they were all so cute and mostly innocent. Really lovable, don't know how else to put it. They get you so attached to them. However, and I'm sorry I have to say this, I masturbated to a gif of Doremi succing a penis the other night despite knowing her character. That actually made it hotter. Why am I such a sick fuck?
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>>5805140
theres a story arc in the middle of season one thats pretty action packed imho
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>>5805140
it's not action-packed overall i wud say but i wud not describe this as "moeshit", fren... no, this has purpose. it has meaning, and several stories and messages to deliver.
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>>5803889
thirsty sense
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>>5805148
Yuki-sensei is LITERALLY my wife.
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>>5805152
u're a lucky guy my dude
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>>5805152
*Seki-sensei
Fug, I hope she doesn't find out I cheated
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>>5805156
zwhen anon cucks himself
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>>5805143
it's rly ok fren... u haven't actulely gotten attached yet lole.

i was quite the perv too, i know what it's like. rly don't feel ashamed of ur current slelf or ever.
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>>5805161
I mean I've fapped to anime girls that are in middle school but the doremis are in elementary school... I don't know how deep the loli rabbit hole goes but if this escalates any further I'll be a bit concerned. I'm just thankful Seki sensei exists because she's keeping the evil at bay.
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>>5805173
don't worre about it, fren. it doesn't matter how deep the hole is because in the end their just drawings that have characteristics that real peoplel never wlel. to stress over fiction is "no good" -Sonic from The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

ur not a bad person and wouldn't hurt a non-fiction fren, i know.
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>>5805187
I'm glad you understand. When it comes 3D grils I like them thicc but it's different for anims because cuteness and silly personalities translate to sexiness in 2D but maybe one day my obsession with putting benis in everything will end.
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