>when you're drowning but your period hits

I have a penis so i don't have to worry about that shit lol

>>5801841
amen elfmayo

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>>5801841
w-we can drown too ya know..

just be anorexic for 14 years and you won't have periods anymore...lole...trust me it works

>>5801867
penises prevent drowing

>>5801874
what are you implying

>>5801876
In MGS2, Raiden, the protagonist, says at the beginning of the game that "He managed to prevent drowning" after scuba diving into the enemy base. This takes many players by surprise, and the enemy too, as they expect Raiden to be a woman. Later, the enemy, thinking Raiden is a woman and wondering how they survived, grabs Raiden's crotch proving Raiden's gender as a male. Penises prevent drowning, thus explaining how Raiden managed to escape drowning in the beginning of the game.

>>5801828
When your period drowns you

>>5801950
then it would be red liquid and opaque dumbshit

>>5801878
not implying shit

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>when your dad catches you coming home late with his car

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>>5801893
and balls prevent death

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>>5801841
ud be surprise

are yall from /tv/?

>>5801987
Perfect Fore!

>>5801828
but who
are
you
quoting?