Orange Marioes [sponge]

>>5800035
that's a LOT of marioes right there

>>5800055
I count 9

>>5800035
Actually, Mario(e) is a character from the video game "Super Mario Bros" made by Nintendo.

>>5800055
Nice dubs
>>5800058
I think there were more I'll have to go back and count them...

i read online that ripa is actually a gril (female) irl
is this true and if so please be my hot girlfriend

Omphalotus illudens

Often called the "Jack O'Lantern Mushroom," this species is fairly easy to identify. It grows in clusters on wood, its colors are bright orange, its gills run down the stem, it has a white to pale yellow spore print, and its flesh, when sliced open, is orange (or at least orangish). It is a common fall mushroom east of the Rocky Mountains, and is frequently found in urban settings, sprouting from and around dead trees and stumps. West of the Rockies, it is very rare, and generally replaced by the very similar Omphalotus olivascens, which is distinguished by the olive shades that are mixed in with the orange.

>>5800072
>gril
>(female)
what the fuck
I thought everyone here was a boye

>>5800072
yeah

>>5800073
Thx for the info

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>>5800088
wowe dubs

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>>5800073
"The Jack O'Lantern is the focus of the largest and most insidious conspiracy in the mycological world. According to every field guide, and every other source of literature available for the species, its gillsglow in the dark.I'm not making this up; pick up any mushroom book that describes the Jack O'Lantern, and you'll find the author coolly mentioning the "luminescence" of the gills, or telling stories about 19th-Century pioneers finding their way back to their cabins, in the dark, following the Jack O'Lantern's glowing gills.

All of these authors are lying, and they are in cahoots. See, what they enjoy is knowing that hundreds of amateur mushroomers, every fall, shut themselves into closets, bathrooms, and garages, eagerly peering through the darkness for hours, waiting for the Jack O'Lantern's gills to luminesce.

I have wasted at least three hours of my life in this endeavor, over the years. Three hours! Every time I collectOmphalotus illudens, I think to myself: "These are fresh specimens; surely this time I'll see it." Then I seclude myself in darkness and hover, waiting . . . and waiting, and waiting. This last time, after nearly half an hour, I finally began to see the gills glow in the dark, an eerie green color--until I held my hand over my eyes and noticed that the glowing gills were still there.

I am here to tell you:The emperor is naked!Don't make a fool of yourself, as I regularly do. After years of trying to see the luminescent gills I have reached the obvious conclusion: mushroom authors are out to make me feel like an idiot. And don't bother sending an e-mail to tell me you have seen the Jack O'Lantern's glowing gills, or to send a photo of the phenomenon, because I will know you are part of the conspiracy, and that the photo was produced by the same people who made the photos of the Loch Ness Monster"

Lole

did u go back and count the marioes yet dont leave us hanging

>>5800093
haha lol nice jacc

>>5800097
I'll go on my next fresh air break

>>5800088
be my hot girlfriend "please"

>>5800097
le nice marioe count

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there were ten

There was a small hidden one underneath the back

And I found another small grouping nearby I didn't notice the first time

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>>5800236
nice mushroome

>>5800241
umm that's a marioe

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>>5800245
sorry my bad, nice marioe

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le orange marioes

>>5800236
I feel like smoking a cigarette but I may die.

I'm glad you confirmed my supicions that tere were infact 10 and due to spatial displacement I could not discern this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5800035
can you eat them??

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>>5800340
it deplelnds if le marioe is le toxice

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>>5800348
thanks frien, i could 'ave accidentally kill whole pepe family by cooking dumb mold

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>>5800371
no problem fren

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>>5800377
very polite dubs post

>>5800340
no these ones are poisonous

>>5800035
Cool "marioes"!

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>>5800409
le toxic marioe??

>>5800093
have you ever been in a cahoot?

>>5800607
cahootis the internet division ofSantander UKplc, theBritishsubsidiary of theSantander Group. Cahoot was launched in June 2000, as the internet-based banking brand ofAbbey Nationalplc, and by December 2008, it had 750,000 customers.[1]Cahoot is based inBelfast,Northern Ireland.

>>5800340
Once haha

>>5800882
lole

>>5800415
dumb frogposter

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5800035
I don't like mushrooms >:(

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5801175
y not

>>5800035
this is nice picture

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I just noticed these two le tiny bugs hanging out lole

>>5800409
just boile them to remove the venom lole

>>5800035
>>5800071
>>5800088
>>5800093
>>5800104
>>5800236
>>5800409
>>5800614
>>5801019
>>5801845
Post pics of your boobs, you bitch.

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>>5801913

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>>5801913
please don't be that guy...

>>5801913
pls don't do this akari, I don't want to see you as a mentally ill whore :(

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>>5801975
lol I would never do that you only do that sort of thing if you have an exhibition fetish or need validation to be quite blunt with you

>>5801980
doesn't matter bc you dont' even have boobers and you just like to rp that you do loleino

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>>5801040
#RUDE

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>>5802010

>>5803344
jejin ur dubs lal

>>5801980
That's not necessarily true. If you enjoy helping people and don't mind pictures of your body on the internet, then it's natural to help those that want them by giving them what they want. Not that I am trying to push you to post pictures of yourself if you are uncomfortable with that, but a person that is completely comfortable with it doesn't really have a reason not to do it if people ask them to.

>>5803427
well said *tips fedora*

>>5803513
hi thanks *tips back*

>>5803427
Well yeah, if your definition of helping people involves helping them get off

Most people prefer to be closer with the people they help get off though

>>5803513
haha the funny hat joke

>>5803518
Of course it does. Help is help. I would have more of a problem with it if I had to, like, physically help them, because that would make me very uncomfortable, but I'm not here to judge what makes people happy so as long as I'm comfortable doing something and it doesn't hurt anyone then I am happy to help.

>>5800614
not THE cahoot
A cahoot
it's french for 'cabin'

>>5803553
hear, hear

>>5804077
nice dubs I've been in a cabin before but google translate says it means hut

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>>5800035
this is nice marioes!

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>>5805226
that webm is exceptionally cute and I'm not saying this in a facetious manner at all

>>5800093
>I'm not wrong
>everyone ELSE is wrong!
>_>:(