*stares at your lunchable*
Hey cutie....
>>5799645
i want to f*ck that n*v*l
>>5799645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSKduN6fIQY
>>5799645
That's no moon
>>5799645
Hi. Must be hard being preggers. Is it due soon?
>>5799645
I don't eat trash, I eat healthy, no lunchablez here
>>5799645
I will happily trade my lunchables for sexual favors m'lady
>>5799645
*eats delicious food and makes you watch, unable to move due to being so fat*
>>5800000
Nice quints
>>5800000
QUINTS
>>5800000
OP here. Feel kinda bad that my crap thread pkayed host to quints. There are much more deserving threads.
Sorry guise :(
>>5800000
WOwE
>>5800000
>>5800000
HERE they are! CHECK'd!!!
But what happened to >>5799999
>>5800100
Also good! nice dubs!
>>5800020
this is a good funne thred, not crap at all. don't think that.
>>5800000
woooo
>>5800000
w00000w
>>5800374
>>5800085
nice
>>5800115
Thanks fren :3
>>5800000
Cant have it stupid.
I worked hard to collect enough good boy points to get this snickers/tendy/barbecue sauce special lunchable and I'm not going let fatsos like YOU take it from me. we can both go about ourday and I can enjoy these chicken tendies, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.
>>5800852
>*stands menacingly above you*
>*slowly sits down on you, crushing your body beneath my girth*
>*eats your lunchable as you remain trapped*
>*braaap's continuously until you enter a semi-conscious like dream-state*
>>5800863
who are you quoting?
Fukkk you. Kill yourself. Butte witch
>>5800870
#rude
>>5800863
Wew lole
>>5800867
Me. She is quoting me. Those sentences are written on the various pages that can be found within my novel-in-progress. How she accessed them, though, when they are stored safely and securely in a place where very, very few would dare to look- it is that remote and unsavory- is a mystery to me.
>>5800000
Those are BIG numbers. Sorry for all caps it's just that those numbers are the same and there's a bunch of them.
>>5799648
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PIC OF ME
>>5801052
I didn't laugh at loud, but I was humored
I find her heavy voluminous belly quite appealing
>>5801296
I kidnapped you and turned akari into escargot, this is a candid of our daily ritual. Are you poopbrain?
>>5800000
>>5800000
checking you're numbers (quintupplets)
>>5800000
This is a really good number.
>>5800000
HE DID IT!!!!!!
>>5800000(well quintupled)
I like to party with my peeps,
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already
I'm ridicu-licu-lous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm Aladdin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!
>>5799645
sauce plz o_0
She does?