fuk yea

tell me bout urself bartender

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>>5797008
What do you think you're gonna do with that?

>>5797008
i read the entirety of punpun in one night at like 4am while half asleep and basically died in real life

>>5797071
That manga is not good for you. It makes you want to kill yourself.

>>5797063
i wanna fug cts in the butty lol

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>>5797008
Pun pun~

>>5797091
*hovers butte over beppered steak*

>>5797128
*fugs ur butte com inside* ur mine now so dnt have s*x with anyone else ok??

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>>5797139
I-It's not a safe day! What if I get pregnant???

Kyun kyun~

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>>5797148
Too late now! Besides, you'd probably like it lolle. You'd finally be a real grill!

>>5797175
;_; you h-have to take responsibility!
I-I already a gril I swear on me mum

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>>5797197
'Course! We're gonna get married and we'll raise our children together! You'd make the best bride and mother in the whole world, CTS! I'll still need to fugg you every night though!

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>>5797221
Oh course it is a husband's privilege to access his wife's holes whenever and wherever he sees fit.
I'll be your housewife and make you dinner for when you get home for work where I'll be kneeling by the front door with my mouth open ready to accept a hot dicking.

>>5797236
shut up, stupid bitch *shoves cock in mouth*

>>5797236
Aww, that's so sweet of you honey! I couldn't wait to get home every day, thinking about your warm, wet, inviting mouth just waiting for me to walk through the door. You really are the best wife ever~! You've really thought this through too, huh? Is this the kind of life you fantasize about?

>>5797242
*f*cking kills u* no one talks that way 2 my wife......

>>5797264
i already fukked ur wife LOLE

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>>5797264
Of course! Being a housewife would be the best outcome ever. Being told all the chores I have to do by my husband and then getting a pat on the head for praise when I obey him.
Or he could chain me up for the day with a chastity cage and a vibrator inside me and force me to wait for when he gets home.
After you've had dinner you might want to relax and play videogames while I sit under the desk with your dick still in my mouth.

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>>5797292
That does sound heavenly~ Would you really be able to survive a whole day chained up, unable to touch your little clit and writhing in pleasure? Being a good girl and staying put until I get home would warrant an extra special reward, more than just praise and a pat on the head, don't you think? I wonder what my cute, obedient wife would want...

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>>5797326
The best reward of course would be for my loving husband to carry me upstairs to our bed, flip me on my front, grab me by the hips and pound my boypussy into mush as I let out a torrent of heated moans and sissy cum

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>>5797360
I should have known it'd be something like that, but you saying it yourself makes it that much more fun~ Of course honey, I'll hold pick you up bridal style and feel you quiver in anticipation as we go up. I'll throw you onto the bed and grab onto your hips and let the stress of the day out into you. I'd bet it'd be a nice release for both of us, during work I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about how I'm going to come home and destroy my cute sissy wife's slutty little asshole later~! When I'm done stirring up your insides and you're half-conscious with a cute pool of clitty drool on your tummy and a warm load of your husband's seed inside, I'll lean in and calm you down with a big romantic kiss. I'll hold you tight and stroke your hair and we'd fall asleep like that~ How's that sound, my lovely wife?

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>>5797429
That sounds perfect being left sticky and dizzy within my husband's embrace and his cock going soft, still inside me panting and smooching, our heads still buzzing with endorphins in the afterglow of a mesmorising orgasm.
Drifting off to sleep for an early rest and waking up early with the glow of the rising sum with my lover right next to me with morning wood that needs servicing. Kimochi iiiiiii~

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>>5797460
I'm glad you like the sound of it, honey. I love it too, I think I'll be fantasizing about doing that with you for a while. I hope you wouldn't be too sore after last night to take care of me again in the morning, I just can't control myself when I'm next to my cute, sexy, lovely sissy wife~

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>>5797489
I-I might still be a little sore from the previous night but that wouldn't stop me from using my mouth and throatpussy to tend to my husbands needs. Pleasing my husband is what matters most <3

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>>5797502
And that's why you're the best wife in the whole world, CTS~! Now, I want you to go stroke yourself to our little fantasy. And when your cute tiny bepin finishes drooling, I want you to put on one of your chastity cages and keep it on for two hours. Do you think you could do that for me, honey?

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>>5797529
Yes sir~ I'll finish off my already worked up clit stick and then seal it away on your orders.

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>>5797551
Good girl, good girl~! Knowing you're following my orders makes me so happy, I'd give you a kiss and a pat on the head if I could! I love you, my sweet, adorable, obedient wife. I hope your cute tiny boppin felt good before getting locked up! Though, for someone like you, having it put in a cage might make it feel good too~

>>5797529
>I want you to put on one of your chastity cages and keep it on for two hours
Two hours after orgasm? That seems pointless.

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>>5797639
I know, I know, but I couldn't bear to torture him after all this! Not today, at least. Besides, I like the idea of him keeping it on casually, especially when it's all sensitive after orgasm. Feeling any little shift or movement on his sensitive little benis and remembering why he's wearing it~!

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>>5797607
I-I locked it up~ I let out my girl milk from fantasising about you alone. No lewd pics were looked at n_ns.
A-Also saying all these kind things to me and letting me know I did a good job makes me tingle all over.

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>>5797730
Kawaii~~~ ur benis is so cute :3

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>>5797737
lole you really like trappes ^_^
Are you a fujoshi who reads a lot of BL mangas?

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>>5797730
Oh my goodness! Thank you so much honey, I love it! You did even more than I asked! You're such a good girl! It makes me so happy to think about you being able to stroke it and spurt all of your sissy milk just from the thought of me alone, and seeing your sweet message and cute locked up clitty makes me even happier~! It's so adorable that you get all tingly and excited just from being praised like this, and you deserve it! I wish I was there to give you a special reward and make you even more tingly~ I love you so much, I really do have the best wife in the world!

Maybe I'll have to keep this on my phone and peek at it during work to remember how my cute, sexy, obedient wife is waiting for me at home~

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>>5797778
Ah yes that would be really hot if you kept a secret pic of me doing something so lewd for my husband and took quick peaks at it during work hours with everyone else being none the wiser.

>>5797795
Then that settles it! I'll have to do just that~ It'll be a secret just between you and me, okay?

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>>5797814
Yeah you wouldn't want anyone else knowing just how lewd your wife is

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>>5797750
>Are you a fujoshi who reads a lot of BL mangas?
Eeh? No way~ I'm not a crazy girl like that. I'm actually kinda dominate but I also like to be cute sometimes hehe~

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>5797826
I sure don't! Wouldn't want them to get jealous, you're all mine after all~

Thank you again. Have a wonderful night, my lovely little sissy wife <3

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>>5797830
>tfw you will never be a cute trap
>tfw you will never be bent over and milked from behind like this

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>>5797848
That's right I'm yours. Like the lyrics of a song from a trap hentai video I saw
>I'm your pet, make me wet, make me make that fucking sound
You have a good night too my husband who knows how to tickle me in all the right places~

>>5797830
ehe I'll take you're word for it. You just want to touch up cute boys. I just find it neat that there's a bunch of grills who like homo shit in Japan which is a stereotype completely alien to the west.
Oh yeah I forgot to say thanks for calling my bepin kawaii desu earlier