Flying Spaghetti Monster

>>5796048
I wanted to be touched by His noodly appendage - but it turned out that the head of order in my country is a kid who also got brainwashed by liberals, thus discrediting the church and making it, well... embarrassing.

The old guy was cool, from what I heard he would provide everyone on the meet up (the whole few people who would show up) with pasta and gently cause Christian fanatics to flip the heck out.

>>5796048
Can u be my savior and gimme money?

>>5796085
yeah just send me your paypal email

>>5796048
The Reddit Meme

>>5796048
is actually yog-sothoth

Pasta is tasty tbh

>>5796262
It's not even a meme from plebbit you degenerate

>>5796266
Pretty much, fedoras can't even create something original, since they lack visual IQ and their supposedly high verbal IQ is alone in this world, basically the reverse of fucking chinks.

>>5796336
Maybe not, but it's a highly reddit meme in nature (atheist and SO RANDIM GOOD SIR!!)

i saw a car with a flying spaghetti monster bumper sticker so i backed up into it accidentally haha ; )

>>5796351
being a bit of a smug asshole is definitely deserving of property damage

>>5796357
this but unironically

>>5796362
what made you think i was being ironic

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Pastafarism wallpaper here

>>5796369
this but unironically

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>>5796385
this but fucking kill me and put me out my misery

>>5796048
S TO THE P TO THE AGHETTI
S TO THE P TO THE AGHETTI