Oh no! your panini is missing! lmao Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Oh no! But how will I pee without my bepperino?!

>>5795510
How will I live without my Bonstantinople???

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>>5795639
>>5795510
>I like Reddit.

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>>5795641
Just because you like Benippers does not mena you like reddit

>>5795641
I like reddit to
upvoted :)

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>>5795510
>>5795639
>>5795663

>>5795510
Pizza flavored hot pockets are the brand name of panini, because Panini translates manga and comic books into Spanish

>>5795640
If it was adequately replaced, you can now take 2 Biperines at the same time, without damaging permanently you're butte.Besides, if the transformation is even deeper you can be a true mom, isn't both of them your true desires?

>>5796207
No I only want to be a qt boi

>>5796295
No you slut, you want to be a woman who has her holes plugged up with dick, one in her mouth, one in her butt, and obe in her vagina, while making peace signs. Don't be a fucking casual

>>5796307
Use my filthy sow body as your dick warmer.
Hang my ID around my neck and take pictures while I make cute slut poses.

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>>5795640
Is this really you?

How can I be like you?

>>5797074
Sorry anon, that's a different girl(male)

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>>5797078
S-Still, how do I be like you?

>>5797086
Just do some cardio exercise, shave your body hair and put on some slut clothing.

what would i do if i woke up as a gril.......lolle....................

>>5797096
but its embarrassing running and having eberyone see me......

>>5797109
Buy a cross-trainer like me. It costs money to make yourself girly.

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>>5797115
b-but i don't have any money......

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>>5797122
How are you going to buy qt clothes if you become girly?

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>>5797109
They're looking because they think it super kawaii~~

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>>5797134
W-Well I managed to save that $10 still, and I think cute socks only cost $8 so I thought I can just do that...

>>5797138
i-i dnt think so I'm still too fatte haha. but thank u anyway....

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>>5797153
Time to start running, porkchop. You think they only stare at you while exercising? They probably give you looks all the time, they're only gonna stop staring once you're thin.
Go go go!

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>>5797074
THICCCCCCCC

>>5797096
wax it.

>>5797186
I've already gone over it before but waxing is shit. It's v. messy, time consuming, awkward on hard to reach areas, expensive, the results last for about a week and then you have to wait two weeks before the hair grows to about a centimetre long before you can wax again

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>>5797183
O...Okay...! I still have the gym membership thing so maybe I could try to go tonight after dinner when there aren't as many peoplel....its really hard to stop eating, whenever i get fired up about losing weight and being cute i feel like I can't eat anything, but then I have to eat dinner or something and i feel like i messed up lol. i think eating is my big problelm.....

>>5797203
Eating dinner does not mean you messed up. You've still got to have calories to keep on living. And messing up once or twice is not a reason to quit. If you mess up just pay it no mind and exercise the next day like you were going to do anyway.

>>5797208
I guess you're right...I just keep feeling like maybe I could do better, like no matter how much I ate I could have eaten less haha. I just have to learn how to keep going after I feel like that. This will be my first time going to this gym, especially alone...but I think I'm gonna go tonight!! What kind of cardio machine is the best for this

>>5797243
I like the cross-trainer or exercise bike machines because they don't cause impact stress on your knees. It's fun to start off low and every couple of days gradually step up the resistance in increments until you're able to do it on the highest settings. It helps you see real progress even before you've lost any weight.
Don't forget to stretch your muscles before using them though~

>>5797262
Okay!! I'll try my best...! I think I still remember the proper stretches for this kind of thing! How long do you usually go on it? Did you have to lose weight before becoming cute too? thanks again cts!!!

>>5797294
You'll have the best shot at being cute once you're thin so work hard and most importantly DON'T GIVE UP~

>>5797294
Oh I misread your question. Yeah before I became a trap had I lost a lot of weight

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>>5797314
>>5797321
Then I'll try hard and do my best to do what you did! I-I guess actually getting up and going out there tonight would be the first step, so I'll do it...! Thanks for inspiring me, CTS!

>>5797314
you are by far the most insufferable namefag on this board

>>5797391
You should take out all that pent-up aggression on my ass. Slap me harder, senpai~
Make me scream!

>>5797349
Don't forget to stretch. A flexible girl (male) is always better than a stiff one~! Hold a stretch for at least a minute, but don't push urself to hard

>>5797407
How do you feel about choking?

>>5797433
I've never been choked before but I do restrict my breathing before I'm about to cum and it does make my orgasms more intense

>>5797439
I-It does? Like, you just try not to breath or you put a hand around your throat? M-Maybe I should try this...

>>5795510
Welp, just read this manga, what a trip.

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>>5797449
Restricting blood flow to the brain causes better orgasms. Just don't get to caught up in it lole. You could pass out~

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>>5797410
A-A whole minute?! Geez, that's way more than I did it for last time I tried working out...maybe it'll feel better this way! Thanks Lilitu! I-I don't know if I'm small or cute enough to think of myself as a girl (male) yet, but thank you still l-lolle.....

>>5797449
I don't hold my hand around my throat but I do reduce the time between breaths and when I do breathe I only let in and out a tiny bit of air. I do this for about 10 minutes before I cum with a huge gasp of breath.
The only downside is that it makes it easier to almost reach climax and then lose it at the last minute so you have to work yourself up again which can be quite frustrating.

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>>5797463
Yep~ you'll be less sore the more u stretch. I stretch before fugging as well.
I put my hands flat on the ground with knees straigh for 50sec and the last ten I try to get my elbows to the floor. Then I sit and spread my legs and stretch forward and touch my tummy to the ground etc~ etc~
Oh! And 50 squats-

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i wanna become cute gril goabe but im too lazy
what do to motivate self

I been trying to gym but god DANM i been busy like how am i supposed to do this i am having to solve phyhsics probs until forever and grade labs like cmon
plus i cant even do the ellipticals because like i was really liking them but then my legs started feeling all weird like some knee crap i dunno and it only went away when i stopped using them and it is like CMON because the elliptical machines have tvs on them so i could watch like mash and the andy griffith show which was fun but like NOT ANYMORE i guess dang
never gonna be cute like this UGH!