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The Marvelous Story Of The Witch That Cured Cancer
DISCLAIMER:
>This story is a japanese colloquialism.
>I prob will regret this in the future.
>FML.
I shall take the form of the almighty god narrator that knows everything and take you in an amazing journey...whatever.
So there was this girl: blonde, golden eyes, slim legs, sizes just right, she had your idea of a perfect body, use your imagination to make her alive in your perv mind, or don't. This girl was a witch that used to fight huge dragons and shit, so she had a HUGE REGENERATIVE ABILITY. She lost her memory because she fucked up, how she fucked up doesn't matter, cause this ain't an important backstory, anyway, she ended up in the human world. She somehow managed to live there, putting blue contact lens so that she doens't look weird with her golden eyes, became a cliche yuri obsessed internet junkie, but it's a girl, so I created an original and great character.
Let's call her Eirena, like the hot enchantress from some game. One day, Eirena was on her way home on her bicycle when she got hit by a car that had lost control. Found herself in the hospital the next day.
"Nghh...where am I?"
"Ah, you woke up?"
A bootiful and young nurse stood in front of her. I'm just gonna say she's a redhead. The rest imagine yourself, or don't.
"You were in a coma. Your wounds were pretty harsh, but they healed extremely fast! Tell me your secrets."
"How much did I sleep?"
"Three days, obviously."
So after some more boring dialogue in which nothing gets revealed, the nurse told Eirena to stay there and rest a bit longer. Eirena, being left alone in the room, remembered the hot yuri hentai she watched the other day, and started getting herself off, moaning quietly in the daylight, blah blah blah, she wet that bed with more power than ten million tsunamis, unknowingly, because she was too absorbed in her own fantasies.
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Part 2
But before the pool could dry, Eirena had to be replaced with another patient who was dying from cancer and was transferred to this hospital, because the other hospital had some irrelevant problems. And since Eirena seemed healed, they chose her room. All for the sake of the plot.
The hot nurse was in a break, and Eirena remained in the waiting room to talk with her. After the two girls have been talking for like one hour, the whole hospital was suddenly enveloped in a huge fuss because that old man had been completely healed.
All the people there were stumped. Some said it was a miracle of God (fucking normies)(jk lol), and in all that commotion, the hot nurse who was apparently the director told the doctors to take the old man to a control room, and she went to check the patient's room (Eirena's) herself. And she found the pool. Well, traces of it. So she went to check the security camera footage. Seeing that, she saw a light of hope. "So if I manage to get this girl off i'll cure the city from diseases!"
Well, it was obvious that, this could work with any body fluids, so that shows something about the nurse.
Next day, the nurse called Eirena to meet cause she had something important to discuss. She told Eirena that she has huge potential and all that shit. Eirena didn't show it, but she was very hyped to the idea of being get off all the time. The time to be forever alone has ended, she thought. Also, she kinda liked the nurse. "She kinda looks like Maki", Eirena said to herself blushing.
So Eirena worked at a maid cafe. And every day, after she finished work, tired from carrying dishes, greeting master and waking up in the morning, and horny from looking at all the other hot maids, she went to the hospital, and the nurse kissed her and collected the remedy. Multiple times. She was all red, breathing heavily after. But then the nurse became horny too. So...yeah.
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final part
The hospital became famous, and no one other than the nurse and Eirena knew the secret of the leak. The nurse said that they won't reveal the leak and if they insisted, they would close the hospital. The authorities couldn't afford to lose such a cancer cure, even if they didn't know what it was.
-The nurse knew that Eirena wasn't a normal person, obviously, don't even dare to ask me that, fag-
But someone out there didn't have the money for the cure, and his 6 wives were ALL dying from cancer. His 15 children too. This was all a coincidence. But he was living next to the hospital. And the girls accidentally left the window curtains open. When he saw the method, he said to himself. This is going to be easy! I'll steal her, cure my family and get rich selling the REMEDY, all while having amazing sex. His Ahmed senses were tingling. So he did just that. The rest...continued in season 2.
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Do you expect me to read all this?
I will not lol
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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this, I come to [s4s] for good quick cheap laughs that take me like a second to read
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