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Jeezums fucking Crikes I was rushing around all morning cleaning

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Jeezums fucking Crikes I was rushing around all morning cleaning shit up expecting a flat inspection when I open the door to see two people.
Trying to get a second eye before I suppose. Then one of the guys starts telling the other about the price of the rent and explaining how there's an ensuite bathroom.
I start really scratching my head then, after the viewing I ask the one in the suit if that other guy is looking to move in here.
It turns out yes he's an estate agent showing a tenant around.
I phone up the property agent and it turns out that someone in another flat moved out and those bakas gave the estate agents the wrong details.
B-BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5792587
fake and gay
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>>5792597
yeah cuz he didnt find cts's dildos
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>>5792604
I made sure to lock them up securely
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>>5792605
even gayer bait
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>>5792612
you love it gayboi
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>>5792619
will ya stop posting that pic already i am not gaye
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Are you taking HRT?
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the my wife dog
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>tfw stalking my favorite namefig on the archives
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>>5792654
N-o-p-e I'm still fertile and capable of impregnating all the ladies
>>5792656
By posting that mutt in my thread you're just asking for me to make her the widow dog
>>5792660
OwO who's that?
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>>5792669
>OwO who's that?
not you lole
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>>5792672
Very rude! I love CTS and want to stalk her for the rest of my're life
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>>5792672
>not you lole
HOW WILL CTS EVER RECOVER?!!?
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the peeeeeeeeeeeenis doge
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>>5792675
>her
nice bait
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>>5792678
BREAKING
The plug pup becomes the first transgender doggo. Dr CTS performed the operation ximself by hacking off her clitoris, labia and forcibly prolapsed womb and then replaced them with a rolled up cylinder of leg flesh.
>>5792676
>>5792682
reminder
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>>5792686
fake and homofag
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were you dressed like a girl or boy when they suprise you?
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>>5793405
I knew they were coming because I thought it was an inspection so I was dressed as a boi
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I just walked in here and I have no idea what is going on.
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>>5792587
>>5792605
>>5792619
>>5792669
>>5792686
>>5793415
overweight Englishman
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>>5793440
That's right I love to eat. That's why I'm going to vore you to death.
*picks you up by the legs and plops your tiny body on my flat tongue*
Bon appetite
*clamps my mouth shut and swallows you whole*
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>>5793455
nigga what
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>>5793455
I sent you my new info on steam ya ding dong
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>>5793466
I don't get it?
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>>5793479
we were gonna play some cawadooty my man :^)
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>>5793492
you said you couldn't play it so I deleted the 50gb file
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>>5793498
well not yet silli billi, you said that you use discord so I made one of them.
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>>5793505
I haven't been on discord for months
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>>5793521
( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
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>>5793479
dumb gayposter
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cts somebody bullied me again and called me s*ssy and g*y boy again because of the things u made me do pls tell them its not true ok??
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>>5793887
you're a niggerfaggot
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>>5794063
I refuse to visit that board because the acronym refuses to recognise queermosexuals and people who identify as polymorphic nanocrystals
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>>5794070
>>>/cm/

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>5794076
When you wear the dress you are no longer male
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>>5794052
pleas edo not call me mean things like that i am not even bl*ck....
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>>5794615
sado mado is so kawaii
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