this is my cute girlfriend please give her signatures

I thought it was you're wife, now i'm confuse so i wont sign that.

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Here's my signature.

>>5792112
please sign it

uhhhhhh what am i signing for

>>5792379
we need 10 signatures to get married

>>5792388
i mean since when why cant u just get married without them

>>5792390
because his relationship doesn't feel real unless he can share it with everyone

>>5792392
is that so wrong

>>5792411
Not really. Tons of people are convinced people care about their relationships. "Look what I have. Haha, you can't have any :3 but you can feel happy for us~"

>>5792414
That's silly :3

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STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY WAIFU U MISERABLE LONELY BASTARD!!

>>5792699
it's too late i made threads on /bant/ and [r9k] too

>>5792699
>>5792700
nice try cuckolds but this is actually my wife

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>>5792700
>>5792705
U fuccers are just jealous of what we have. Leave thread I'm taking over

>>5792710
i made this picture so thats how u know shes my wife

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Say so.ething nice about my puppy wife

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>>5792705
>>5792710
explain how i took this video last night then??

>>5792712
shes cute, but this is actually my wife

>>5792716
>That skin tone
Isabelle just got TACO'D

>>5792716
how did u take a video of a speech bubble lole?
seems photoshopped

>>5792718
but original shizueposter is a taco

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>>5792718
>tfw original isabelleposter is taco colored

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>>5792718
stop replying to my threads

>>5792722
thats how she talks. if she were actually your wife you would know that.

>>5792724
>>5792725
Isabelle just got ARAB'D

>>5792726
i made this thread stop replying to my threads

>>5792108
I am genuinely concerned about you, friend.
https://www.theodysseyonline.com/difference-healthy-daydreaming-escapism
https://welldoing.org/article/why-escapism-can-be-harmful

>>5792738
why would u be worried about someone u dont even know

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>>5792716
That's fake u fat cunt!

>>5792743
this tbh

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>>5792743
>>5792750
wrong. we took this video too

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>>5792388
>>5792411
>>5792699
>>5792700
>>5792711
>>5792722
>>5792733
I HAVE A DUBS
I HAVE A CHECK
UH
CHECKED UR DUBS
LOL!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>5792756
photoshopped tbh
fortune confirms

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5792769
>You will meet a dark handsome stranger
what did he mean by this?

>>5792780
its talking about me

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>>5792712
wat is she drinkin

>>5792742
1. I desire happiness for all human beings.
2. You post on esfores so much that we all feel like we've gotten to know you.
3. I've been there before. Sad life, nothing to look forward to, feeling like everything is meaningless, fantasizing about imaginary characters being the only thing that makes you happy. But things can get better, and then you'll see that it's much better to live in the real world.

>>5792834
idk where you get the idea that i'm depressed or something
life is okay except for this one little thing

>>5792700
Don't give arcanines undeserved brackets and I'll check your dubs.

>>5792829
c*m

stop

>>5792872
>idk where you got the idea im depressed

Haven't you posted before hiw life is meaningless without Shizue and she's all you can think about?

>>5792108
we never had furry shit on this board until recently
that's how i know this board is dead now, mods gave traps and furries free reign, now it's over
there's a reason mot wanted the no porn rule for this board. i guess four years was a good run

>>5793061
>Haven't you posted before hiw life is meaningless without Shizue
no
>she's all you can think about?
yeah

>>5793069
are you sure it's actually her you're obsessed with and not the notion or idea of her?

I don't really care, but I hope you and your dog are happy.

>>5793073
just what are you implying

>>5793081
I'm implying you know your waifu doesn't nor will ever exist but you still chase after her shadow because you're more of a pup than she ever was, weakling. :^)

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>>5793083

>>5793086
agombadom

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>>5793194