Introducing
hotchi motchi
k
haha "Introducing", had a pretty good chuckle at this one tbh. "Introducing" lol
>>5792124
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yea
i laughed, why didn't you laugh
this made laugh haha introducing laugh haha monkey soda haha laugh introducing monkey haha soda monkey introducing laugh soda haha monkey haha soda laugh introducing
STUUPPD MANK HE NOG LOOKENG AT ANTHING!!!!!!!!
>>5792911
>Dubs
checked.
ding dong man ding dong
>>5792943
'the f•kc up
fuckmank. fuckmankhole. plunge manky hole stat. momchem popey japoney appoe. tear me manker stank hole. step rite on up how far can ya tear me mankers stank hole apart . mankybone. MANKbone featuring chris kattan ten doller admiddien
>>5792956
nope
>>5792981
we never had trap shit on this board until recently
that's how i know this board is dead now, mods gave traps and furries free reign, now it's over
there's a reason mot wanted the no porn rule for this board. i guess four years was a good run
Mankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni.
Mankee Doodle, keep it up
Mankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy.
>>5793010
mods are faggots :D
>>5793015
I meant to post a vocaroo but wrong pasta gues that ones lost forever.
>>5793017
>for free
>>5793022
its not free when you deserve it baby
monkeuy
>>5793024
MORALITY
Moral of the story is, you're a bad person and you deserve bad things
>>5793033
the fact that 2017 is so horrid is the reason I'm here to be honest life is too...fast. these days. with internet, iphones, so many opinions and noise. bobs music can hardly shine through im just some white 24 year old so I don't speak for rasta, but if I ever seen babylon in my fucking life..
So don't act confused when bad things happen
>>5793040
well that's fascinating and all but what does it have to do with moral relativism
o das fascinating u say abstract ambiguous thing leave it up to the viewer to discern the meaning :^)
>>5793048
I was asking a direct question mon frere
>>5793051
>>5793048
>>5793055
This is exactly what my life is like
>>5793051
moral what?
nigga like who cares just drink absinthe and slay bp.
>>5793065
But MORALS
>>5793070
morality is a fucking lie, it's the fake plastered on smile of the kid serving you at mcdonalds and it's the constant buying of things and affirmations and dirty little things we do to prove to others we're desirable
>>5793080
came here to post this
fucking morality..now im mad
like everyu day u leave the house u feel that hollow out for yourself feel, looking around you know nobody fucking cares about anyone else. transit, transit. llooks. glares.
im moving to the fucking country
>>5793080
here's a hypothetical question someone posed to me recently:
you're driving drunk, you're way too drunk to be driving but for the sake of this argument, you are driving for some reason. at some point in this drive you hop a curb and in doing so you hit a small child with your car. at this point you have two options: you can either stay and deal with what you did, and the kid will definitely live, but you have to go to court for it and most likely jail and whatever else ensues, or you can just drive away and you will be guaranteed to get away with it and never have to deal with any of it but the kid will definitely die
which one do you go with, kill the kid and go on living your life or stay and sacrifice part of your life to save that kids
>>5793091
Save the kid to save myself from the shame and despair that would follow killing a child.
>>5793091
now allow me to post u a question
if you said to a girl: I want to suck a fart out of your asshole like a bong rip you dirty slag
and she laughed. does that mean shes a catch?
>>5793097
so are morals maybe something more than surface level ideals
>>5793091
kill the kid, he will not grow to feel the pain of life and will die happy
rich ppl
>>5793108
one time i saw a picture of some rothlisberger outside the manch and his eyes were so fucking red I legit thought they have some kind of bloodritual drug.l i want some of it
>>5793113
imagine how hard it would become to entertain yourself when you had so much money that anything was an option
worst meme on /s4s/
>>5793119
depends on the type of person you are really, at this point in my life if I hid the lottery I'd be dead in a few years. I know we all enjoy stories about bloodcults and child rape and snuff films but that now brings up the question if having all that power, they feel its not enough and need to push further? I for one am a burer, in this respect - can't stop haha
like pulling wings off moths
like observing a spiders web,
I saw one catch a moth, my niece said to save the moth and I said "that's not fair to the spider"
>>5791621
Is this the sparkles thread?
Hi what is ur dumb obsession with me and why are you so neurotypical?
>>5793131
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0h74LouOxcD
a possessed puma
1 fukt up retart...
>>5793176
many happy returns
>>5793177
good prevening
>>5793010
is kindy cuty tho ......................
preven ........to prevene. prevene. fell in2 a fuccen prevene. couldnt prevene it.
>>5793228
Momcher Momcher chum Buccet Munk. typical peas&carrots n•gga. maaan yall peas¶carrots 'paredta me . 'chachum buccet , ChucH yall memba ChuCh heck yea
>>5793113
adrenochrome
>>5793224
sticfk fingre in de bum (lol) and pout it in the mouth (lololol)
>>5793138
H'HAAAAAAA ! ! ! an indelible MANKY tradition . . . .
o man every1 sooooo funney. loox like yall rly got a handle on MANK. mayby i shood just pz out now. MANK's out of my hands. k pz out by
>>5793273
>>5793277
shadda facoup & such
Momcher Momcher
dubaglubas
impelptalor
bARTIGUA AND anbuda
swift chritsmas chips
candy coloured clown they call the sandman
heru jide cumpo tide
this meme is niggers monkey tier
>>5793794
good prevening & such
remember kids to stay sover stay away from drugs and don't get drunk and mess with those horse. whores*
>>5793921
i am gont ot look at th naughtyy pics
>>5793941
ILL SEND YA STRAIGHT TO HELL FUCKER!
wipe your feet and turn off your cell phones
Edith Windsor, activist at the center of same-sex marriage case, dies at 88.
>>5794214
Edith Windsock, activist for Emmet Stone, dies. Location unspecified.
>>5794220
so tragick
preveme me bby~
Hoot Moc Monque
Monq Monqeau
it's magick
poopistainia
guh
shemongu
>la crittar du montagne
an neat nugglets
hehe shmem shnem
>>5795480
bless you
mamchee
donk
zwoop
sploosh
>>5796524
dwok
owope oweego
>>5796550
guaisk dlen>?
>>5796557
good prevening + the like
>>5796561
agreed m'dude
>>5796576
ploick
momcher
>>5791621
PLEASE WILL SOMEONE TELL ME THIS MONKEYS FUCKING NAME. YES HAHAHHAAHAHAHAH "INTRODUCING". OH GOD ITS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!! "SODA" BABABABNANANAMHAHAHAHH I CANT EVEN CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER.... NOT!!!!! MILKY MONKEY FUCKING MUSLIN SCUM BRUISED SHIT SWILLING CUNTS!!!!! WHATS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME TWODDLE BREATH FISH SHITTER TEA BAGUETTE FUCK FRISKY AUTIST MUNCHER!!!!! NAME PLEASE!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA SO HILARIOUS!!!!!
>>5796581
someone's mad
take a bluepille
grolnan
>>5796581
H"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA luv u ~
Momchen aaaaargh wattam a mancham slappam ma mamchem
h8 in me heart 4 mamcham
zwep
Smaougey
>>5796622
mamcher :)
haha this girl has clothespins holding her mouth open
momquerem mamcher
>>5796627
oh u were the s•ck mu fªcking d•ck thread mecher maaaa-ha-ha-haaane ahaha woa aha
>>5796626
okay
grenos sodaus
>>5796636
k wat now? now ur just-- now wat? now wat ur normal now? everything o.k. by u. yea ur done now rite? no conflict here. no further questions. k. k then. k godby i guess then huh? godbyyyyyyyy c.u.
>>5796639
ina hoo halikoo
good prevcening
>>5796652
what WHAT
Smaougemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nombres for MANK? HAHA nombres for MANK and aint nothin u can do about it. Nombres for me Momker :] deal w/ it
>>5796667
mm so close
>>5796680
the wod above? hm?
>>5796688
dubs, nice
>>5796688
wod wod Wod wod wod Wod wod wod Wod wod wod Wod wod wod Wod wod wod
>>5796756
woder
>>5796776
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEA
>>5796777
wodre wodre WODREEEE
does this appease u?
>>5796781
AHAHAHAHA YES YES ! woder...... lol ......... Woder. WODER. Woder boy what is the secret of your power
i memorize the words to the minecraft videos
its the only thing i want to believe
>>5796789
oh i was saying water
>>5796808
can i get a cup of woder
>>5796799
AHAHAHAHAHAHA yea. yea thats what it reminded me of. like sum1 with a cuty accent saying water. woder. (pronounced woah-der). WODER !! so CAYOOT
>>5796836
AHAHAHAHA yea
>>5796844
ahahahahahhahah aha YES
woder woder Woder woder woder Woder woder woder Woder woder woder Woder woder personally i say WUTTER like UTTER. WUDDER but i know a lotta ppls are WAH-ter like WAH WAH pedal WAH-der. laaaaaame. woder cuty tier wudder real n•gga tier WAH•der plain jane nothing go away tear
>>5796844
excellent dubs sir
woder wd. what is going with this i do nott quite undrestand it. woder what can id mean it all. Pre'haps it means water ah YES WATER WATER WODER. woder.
>>5796860
woder wd. ....... woder wd.
i woder what 'wod' meant then. was that like stuffy nose kid saying "one"? the "one" above? wod above? stuffed up nose accent ??? ultry cuty mayby
>>5796899
woder woder everywhere but not a drop to drink
>>5796899
wodd. wod. It sounds little like "what' wouldnt you say it so chap? wod. what. yes much so , wod
shut the fuck up please just shut the fuck up
>>5796917
uhm – .. lol scuse u ????? um ..... scuse me wat? hm yea don lichem mamchar? fuck outta my mamchar then lol. foolish fool, triny to oust Mankgoers ?? harassing mankgoers aint no joke ! slap u wit a fine or some such penalty
>>5796917
wod?
i woder what 'wod' meant then. was that like stuffy nose kid saying "one"? the
>>5796936
wat wat WHAT WHAT OK . . . .
>>5796917
it's a free country pal!
>>5796936
haRRASSing the mankgoer(s)... this , not acceptable one bit chap. Not a bit no siree.
>>5796949
says the guy that harrassed me for years how's that for irony guys I'm crying
maybe we should zip the lip ?? mayby shut up ???? zliiping the lipp, mayby . . . imma read the situation ..... as it progresses
>>5796954
Not this again humphrey. I was just "exploring"
>>5796954
oh ya ga-ha-ha-haaaaay dude! ya fucken ga-haaay, typical infp, cannot let go cannot get over , ruining the vibe, totally ruined the vibe & also misidentified the poster ur craps all fricked up quit bringen ya fucken dirty laundry in2 tha pincter , little baby cry baby make ya motha sad y'old enuf 2 kno betta
oh it was sigh the whole time mint blone
BOOM ! first post of the hour baby! and dubs to boot !!!!!! get at me !
I must wondre. What does the mank offer to I that i keep coming back, here to spend time with the mank? hmm think
>>5796970
AHAHAHAHAHAHA yea
>>5796972
i knwo
>>5796979
WHAT WHAT
mamchar
mom char mom char momma momma mom char ~to the tune of the reptar theme song~
im zone blazed braah
lust the dust
>>5797418
nararaouge
shamvaouuuuuuge
>>5797584
shave?
>>5797665
aha na . . . just shamvaouge
mister woder come home . . .
i am so supremely tickled by this brand new word! Woder ! Woder from the Mountaintops!! i keep saying it cutily out loud & giggling ! very extra funney 2 me ! woder woder Woder woder woder Woder woder
>new
this kills the me
>>5797840
what what WHAT what What What what what What what what WHAT what what WHAT what What What what what What what what WHAT
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
i meant to put wat's in there too & its Eating Away® @ me
new new New new new New new new New new new New new new New
>>5797840
dont d¶e we need ya bud
mamchar
shashanoshui
>>5798181
nararouge
Flowers in the Attic
>>5798199
YEAH? i thought of attics not more than two minutes before that post of urs .........
Smaougen county
this is Smaougen country now , boi
>>5798214
tennis
sharp chRts
crink
you could stop at five or six stores
ow ow ow ow charlie horse ow ow ow
>>5799314
i guess . . .
making sure to laugh while we experience anti gravity
>>5796851
if you think so, then I'm doing the opposite
>>5799752
wimzerrrrrrr ~hug ~
smaougey
you're in smaougey county now
'pparently there's BATTERIES in n64 games & such cartridge type mediums and they are all now in the time frame of EXPIRING and leaving NOTHING behind ????? forever ......
>>5800126
roms exist, bruh.
>>5800256
this
>>5800256
yeh . . sure do there bud . . . i suppose i should just TOSS all the cartridges EH? ggodby cartridghe
>>5800483
physical media is destined to deteriorate
>>5800491
YEA. YEA I KNO RITE. i 'member labeling a boqse or two 'old media' cause thats rly all it is ... sitting waiting to be parsed into a superior form & discarded . . all that really remains are album booqlettes . . & even those will be dust in the wind . . . hold me aha jk
godby cartring
>>5800558
i got rid of all my CDs and DVDs and video games and crap years ago i just have a small collection of books left
woder Woder !!!!!!! woader ! awww get him woder. get him the woder he seeks. whoever pronounces woder in such a cuty way u better get them woder & keep them splashy healthy wet cause there needs to be more ppls saying woder in the world
>>5800570
cooooooool . . did u erm-- somehow COMVERT dvd? is possible? or just TOST . . i woder . . . that is a state to which i hope to be at !!!! ridding selve of all unnecessary weight & physical space of belongings bogging the mind also i wonder if mrmonque has a journyl did i asque him that? think he ignored me in that aloof way he does, when i asqued. journyl keepr ponly . .
Smogem'
>>5800582
I used to but i dont really do that anymore
>>5800591
LAAAAAAAAAAME, laaaaaame why not WHY NOT ! its really u !!!!!
meaning - - -- - - -- - --- - - like , i replie , & is like , afterthot , was RLY u mr mank whole doggone time ! here we all are three years l8r big up we basicly grew up 2gether ~
Time faBrique
Momcher Malndela effex smaougey county outer limits
back off ma mamchar
>>5800594
i used to because it was helpful in sorting out thoughts and dealing with things that were going on at the time but honestly not that much goes on these days that i need to write about to understand... many things make sense now. i suppose if things change i'll probably find a reason to write about it though. i still write about some stuff but it used to be more regular.. you get it
mana saw a doake fieng
old boklis
sambell?
>>5800840
woaaaow ya
the tourniquet rider
this thread is not a load-bearing structure
>>5801111
holy shit I get to check quads
>>5801125
god bless you good sire *ding*
damn shifonda
>>5801111
Quads~
>>5801150
uguu
>>5801111
AHAHAHA yea? YEA? why oh ever wood u post such a thing? i wonder to meselve. so i looque up, "is not a load bearing structure", and very soon result? in list ? of results ? google result early listing googler results? is the MonkeyMESH Manual by Delta Shelving Systems . . . . mint:blone
fuck crack me monky open loochen for answers
fuck spank me manker open loochen for meaning
bot some art work for 1 milyin
2 years l8r that sh•t worf 2 milyin
few years l8r that sh•t worf 8 milyin
cant wait 2 give this sh•t 2 me chitlins
>>5801150
lilitu . . . lilitu. lilitu eh? think yr clever? begone, demon !!!
>>5801493
why the fuck you got chitlins yo
zoint
tinoizin
>>5801501
~sigh~ i dont facking knaaaaaow. 'the hell u bin up 2 eh? wimzer's still all about emly can u believe it? lol wat a fag. still keeping up with the high resolution image thread of emly jeans lol every damn day with emly jeans. how does he not feel in his loines the need to move the f•ck forward ? ? ? stupit. stupit emly girl i still love her more but its like just cause u fucken-- just cause u.. whatever this is >>>/hr/2992577 >>>/hr/2992579 >>>/hr/2992761 , just cause u do... ~sarcastic hand wavem gesture like 'i aint got nothin 2 do with that, ur whole situation that i am keeping my distance from, circular motion summing up the unfavorable situation i want nothing 2 do w/~ THAT, does not prove a thing, i still lichen emley more than wimzer plus im not a massive faggot (pronounced fag-o. silent t new meme faggot silent t, is cuty) in the way i lovvem me emlie.. im real chill about it . . . & then years on end same crap differnt day with this wimzer fellow nothing can seem to break the strangle hold of monotonous pre-paccaged expressions of a empty 'luv' for emly that is not even as real as my true emly love. fucken sad sacc of crap. 'least he took it elsewhere. mmyeah. . . ~sitts bacc & relaccs~ what a jalopy of a post i just frapped out h'ha frap to fart new meme frap ha ha 2 new memes in 1 baby lets Do this !
frap out me Mamchar. poopie-doodles on the concrete flooring. beer on the damn rug. broken bottles & heapcrapcupboardfulla dishes piling waiting for a Mamchar that is not such a dip wit as our Sody Manchy is, to picc up the broom sticcs & get 2 whittling . 2 whip some order into shape !!! hopeless Sody manchy Sody losing me Sody Sanity !
scoop of Pesto on me Salaman
"pay dirt" eh? hm. 'tsall new 2 me . . . "pay dirt" . . hah . . . . .
>>5801556
ha AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA ohh ho ho ho u mecha me laaaaaaaf & laf & laf ....
oh dea-ha-ha-hA_HA_HA_HAAAR oh man so much chaos with the Moner & all things Moner, moner for moner as they say, lol laft again, but, the simple answer of, . . . "oh dear" ? ? 2 all the Manky business? is mecha me giggle !!!!!! FUNY
Choke monk. See monk choke monk. I see monk I choke monk. Monk talked shit on the internet over the summer and so when i saw his gaping retard maw on the bleachers for orientation i started collapsing the whole unit on his gangly ass. Sounds of crushing monkey bones left a stunt silents in the gymnasium. I got off easy that time.. but Manker knows that the what happens if he starts getting outta line or enjoying life too much for my tastes. Icepick to the spinal cord. a Battered mank is an Orderly mank. Mank needs to learn orderliness if he's gna make it out alive . . .
Slap monk Slam monk. peanut butter smear on a mouse trap. insert one hungry Monker. grab the damn pop corn cause its bout 2 get real up in here. smell of Panicked Manksweat never left me memrie. . . oh what i'd give to get it back & smear some on me brow like holy woder
>>5801576
123 million reasons
>>5801585
what why what what why, what why what what why ~rhythmically~
dog days of summer are behind us .....
o green world dont desert me now
>>5801592
h'haa quite the thematic fellow
do u think we will be re incarnated mr manque ???
i sure hope to experience all the Wonders of Humanhood once or twice or several times again . . .
>>5801600
what what why what thanks what?
thanks...
yea i kno rite? yea... thanks i think
yes haha yes u get it..... mayby? mocking?
somewhat mocking tone . . .
>>5801605
i think everything repeats infinitely
>>5801617
WoooooooooooooooooW ....... b-but . . so no alternate universes ? alternate universe is bunk? and so next time things loop around i will b sparlen again? no no . . . no something feels all wrong about that . . . bunk? probable bunk. what of impermanence? a fascin8ing & powerful metaph≈sical conc≈pt
hm ....... musnt wring Mankman for answers ....... gotta give em space ,..........
shaprio liiiiiiiiiiiiive
>>5801530
>changing up my pronounciations to hide the fact that my insults are stuck at a 1st grade level
>>5801670
very extra bad come bacc u sucCCcc !!!!!!! hot in me cheex blushem on ur be½
>>5801673
i don't care. you're not worth the thought.
>>5801625
i would think if there was a way to put an end to everything it would have happened by now, so it's probably never going to end
not shocking to see an autist care more about the post "quality" of his circlejerk thread than the mental well-being of someone more vulnerable than him, and who's been on his side since forever. it also happens that you're the only one that came close to ever knowing me.
>>5801717
what did he mean by this
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RWczHVsNbe
the blot thickens
*sits in chair but in a wholly unironic fashion while fastening 2001: a mank oddessey mint condition voyager seat belt*
i should mention this picture is skullgang and im on the right
SOMEBODY JUST TOLD ME DEMONS ARE REAL
>>5801745
DEMONS ARE REAL THEY ARE THE REASON BAD THINGS HAPPEN!!!!
>>5801748
>>5801751
he really should not have given christina ricci acid though for reals
let's see, i get stuck without internet for 3 months, get cursed with a week long power outage in my house, have hardly anyone to conversate my honest feelings with, the first & only one that filled that gap, the person i once idolized and stuck with for years on end, he now hates my existance conpletely for no good reason without me antagonizing him in any way, refuses to reconcile, when he does, he actively AVOIDS it the next day, he has no remorse in brutally scorning a young innocent fragile individual, and on top of it all he believes he's in the right and thinks I'M the prideful one here.
>>5801753
shes a dumb whore and I'm glad she's dead
introducing
>>5801770
so ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
hmm
>>5801800
pensive double
M)(use peppers
>>5801716
woaaa YA? "BY NOW"? what is your BY NOW in the grand scheme ?
pf BY NOW u judge. surely "BY NOW" .. so arbitrary, bunk, utter bunk
>>5801717
AWWWWWA omg awwa i was gna say 'thot i wasnt worth tha thot' but then u were aww~ . . . cuty
>>5801719
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i kno rite lol u funney
>>5801724
h'HAAAA heck yah
>>5801766
AWWWWWW omg ultra aww lol wow . . . . don h8ing existence its just i go i see same emley bull crap after many months so im simply RAGGING on u for one lil thing dude, its how GUY PALS operate, just RAGGING on u sheesh, how guys RAG, wats tha matter never been RAGGED on ? sheesh pal get w/ it
just us four tekken on tha world 2gether . . . c u space cowboy & such
>>5801963
What do you think is happening
>>5801984
wow what a post. what a heck of a post. i just wanna stop time & sit & ponder what my broader replie to such a wide-open inquiry would be . . . what do i think is happening . . . ~sigh~
first full manque in a while . . ~cigflicc~
>>5802029
omg stop smoking it bad for u
cbs obviouse eye of horus logo so obviouse , collecting all elite visual & othersuch beautie & hoarding it & using it exclusively in future productions & just totes building on that gener8ion thru gener8ion . . spopey
smaaaaaaouge , fullmank. mank @ full capacity. godby mocher
Mocher for Mocher
>>5802086
woder for nonken
>>5802094
woder noggo . . . are u the . . . mr lurked for the entire time til bout a month ago very meek using lots of long ellipses mane ????? or . . . or BOVINE mane? mr bovine mane is it u? having trouble keeping track of the new CREW . . . (also mr wisdom come home im kinda just sorta resentful towards u now for not ever coming back after ur last mind-blowing inter galactic fortune cookie of a insta-classic post pls come bacc drop anotha gem)
>>5802120
I'm Cremm Childers
>>5802123
...... no . . . no it makes no sense. hijacked replie. likely hijacked replie. stay out of this mrmanque. im too attuned to MANK for u to THROW OFF my FEELERS rite away. spoilem me posties, BACC off
>>5802130
Are your feelers akin to antennae of the sort
>>5802133
ha HA HA is wat i thot of :] ya :]
>>5802164
much like a bug or beetle
or a triceratops
laren d'vilson
chum yiang
moaf sweaters
m'bep
zwoop
Intercousing
>>5803368
ur doing MANKs work . . .
>>5791621
zap
>>5791621
im bored of these old memes come back when you have something new and original
to play us out what does that mean to play us out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mYSngpwg-I