I want to commit suicide. Help. Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>5785828
Do it faggot.

>>5785828
DO IT FAGGOT

want to hold hands and talk about things? how you feelin dude

>>5785832
>>5785833
I want to but I don''t have enough money to buy a gun. Maybe I'll just throw myself in front of a moving train.

>>5785835
I'm 25 with no education, work at a shitty job that I hate, have no friends or gf, can't focus on anything because I'm constantly anxious and depressed and I'm 90% sure I won't pass on enrolment exams for college, so this has been pretty much a wasted year.
I've had depression for 7 years now and I just can't take it anymore.

I'll help you but only if you agree to dress up in qt clothes and be my gf (male)

>>5785843
DO IT FAGGOT.

>>5785845
My penis is too big to be feminin.

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>>5785843
guys my life feels like its no longer worth living but i wont take out a loan to buy a gun

btw use a 9m. dont use a 22lr cuz thats just silly and don't use a .44 because they have incredible punch and fragmentation and summary brain death is your goal here buddy!
not that you could afford a .44 anyway. lose

better yet why don't you get really fucked up on drugs and sexualy deprivated, truly hit rock bottom then worry about offing urself? gay boy, so tired of kids like this. wah im in college and have a job and my only suffering is cerebral *kid in africa gets born with aids and is raped to death on a rock* a bloobloo

tl;dr, you don't want to die, you want to think people care about your suffering. maybe we do, but we suffer too - and MILLIONS suffer as you do. oh im so empty with all my work and college no time for my soul boo.

u signed up for it. u didnt want to be homeless.

>>5785853
Not if you take lots of estrogen cutie :3

>>5785843
In all seriousness OP. Dont post serious threads on /s4s/. Ruins the fun

>>5785864
s4s is literally the best board for sincerity because everyone here is mentally ill and here to joke so you can't know for sure who the fuck is serious

fuck that guy OP, nobody cares about this board. "op dont be srs about life and death we just post anime here" god i hope you're gored to death by demons

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>>5785828
Join the club

>>5785857
i didnt read your post but I did start the process of fapping to this image

>>5785828
blow out your lungs with a helium tank

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>>5785873
see you just proved my point
thats the beauty of this place!

nevermind like warren zevon liver descrution and misery just fucking fap to dyke porn FUCK YEAH

>>5785828
Take a deep breath. Feel the air rolling into your lungs, how it quenches your never ending desire for new air. Take a moment to appreciate just how good it feels just to breath. Every moment of every day we have this little pleasure, but we never notice it because it's always there.

Realize that you right now are alive, that you're breathing, and that you're existing. Isn't it a strange, bizarre, beautiful thing to even exist at all? Existence is a precious gift, because it literally is everything. Don't throw it away just yet- no matter when you die, no matter what, there's an eternity of nothingness in front of you.

>>5785828
>Bad luck
I bet you couldn't kill yourself even if you tried.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5785878
Will you be my bf fat faggot :3

>>5785843
I'm sorry. I've been having a hard time as well. I wish I could say something to help you immediately, but I've been depressed for about 10 years and nothing seems to help besides games at this point. I can only hope that you'll decide against hurting yourself, and try to think of all the things that make you happy. Even if they are small moments, there must have been times where you were happy or enjoyed life. Think about how you would have missed those things if you weren't alive, even if they might be considered "insignificant" or "stupid". It's not easy living anon but there has to be things that make it worth being alive. We just have to keep trying to be happy, whatever that means for us. I want to believe that one day I can be grateful for being alive too.

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>>5785884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVIwepliNeo

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>>5785884
i just want to do sopranos references all day now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjV-Y-E8csw

they had me tone.

anyway, it's $4.99 a pound.

>>5785889
Is that a yes >:3c

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>>5785895
are you a neurotic girl from spain with great taste in music?

NO.

THATS WHY WE BROKE UP

>>5785897
No I'm a fat fagtron from California with adequate taste in music

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>>5785898
wowe do u look like this

i have a bbw fetish LOLE.

>>5785900
No I'm a boy l0le!

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>>5785908
do you realize i am into lithe traps and curvy women

there is no middle ground here

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>>5785832
>>5785833 dubs! wooh!
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>>5785878
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>>5785895
>>5785900 dubs! wooh!
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>>5785914
don't be rude! what le heck!

>>5785914
What about fat hairy dudes with lots of fetishes?

>>5785914
you forgot CTS, who is not really a trap, but more of a "curvy" crossdressing boy

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>>5785923
I don't see what I have to do with this

>>5785887
>>5785880
thanks frens i appreciate the kind words.
It's just really hard to live when nothing gives you pleasure not even the most basic things like fooding and sexing and when you have no prospects for the years to come. Also really sucks to not have anyone to share my life with other than anons on 4chen. I guess I just want to love and be loved, but who doesn't

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>>5785843
>>5785828
fren, don't feel bad. tho ur life seems bad at the moment... it's not the end of the world. getting a gf won't automagically make u happe, don't think liek /r9k/!

tlell me fren, do u have a passion?

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>>5785922
rude website

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5785931
So r u my bf or not????

>>5785933
>do u have a passion?
no lole. everything I used to be passionate about don't have any effect on me anymore. I'm just drifting from one shitty day to another.
I do want to become a psychologist and help sad people but for that I need to get to college and spend 5 (FIVE) years of my life even tho I'm already 25 and lost what were supposed to be the best years of my life.

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>>5785944
nice dubs.

i know how u feel... wasting the best years of ur lief away. but dat feeling will get wash'd away as u do find peace in mind and actulely start making progress.

depression's p bad. not vriry easlely curablel. if u haet ur job mayb u shud try 2 find anothrir. tackling stuff that's making u unhappe can be a step towards the right direction. ur the owner of ur own lief, u know? focus on u 4 now, and bettriring urslelf, ur education comes afterwards.

>>5785944
> best years of my life.

love this meme. unless you're a girl, the best years of your life is when you decide it is

girls are doomed past 30

>>5785944
this "best years of the life" meme is an old dead meme that is totally inaccurate. you know why those were the best years for them? because they were fugging prosperous free money times. everything is so locked down i lol when ppl get all hung up on this "best times" they were """"promised"""" heres the truth: you set your own expectations too high and thats your own fault so

do something about it

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>>5785967
gender has nothing 2 do with it, fren. no mattrir what race, nationality, gender, or walk of life... peoplel have their own problelms 2 overcome. no mattrir how big or small they seem comprir'd 2 othrir peoplel's problelms, they r still problelms dat need 2 b tacklel'd.

>>5785969
i don't think there's anything wrong with setting ur sights high. that's what life is about. u set ur sights high, realize how difficult it is, and u can do 1 of 2 thigs.... quit or try. try and win.

aiming 4 the top is bettrir than giving up and resigning to a janitorilel job. so long as u have a goal in ur life ur nevrir lost.

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>>5785988
your posts are like a fucking physical assault

>>5785988
i cant read your post because i have you set to ignore sorry anon

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>>5785990
sorre lole

>>5785992
dats ok fren

>>5785993
honestly i dont want to keep passively psychologically abusing you im putting an end to this psyop rn

you still annoy the fug outta me with the way you post tho

>>5785990
LOLE!!!!