This is your big sister for tonight

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>>5784420
umm I think my big sister is broken can I have a new one?

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does she give succ? If not, she can just make the mac'n'cheese, and leave.

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rei-chan is my big sis/waifu, fuck askafigs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>5784420
i would have liked that very much if it didn't turn scary i also wanted a nice big sister who would take care of me and be nice to me and tell me how cute i am please do not turn this precious thought scary.....

>>5784420
would still fug

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when i was in middle school i always wanted youmu konpaku to be my big sister. she would be nice and caring and protective of me always, she's really cool and cute and nice. at the end of the day when she is done gardening we could take a bath together and i could wash her muscles for her because she's all tired and sweaty. in those specific bath fantasies i always imagined her body being kind of toned or fit underneath (not too much though) for all the physical activity she does. after all that it would be nice to massage and clean youmu nee-chan's strong body.....

>>5784420
hote

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>>5784459
that big sister is broken too...

>>5784459
gween tea :DDD

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>>5784461
Mine works perfectly, pic related
>>5784462
cawfee

>>5784425
it is a scary thought for me now too

>>5784472
its ok just dont think of it. dont let ur thought become scary becaus it can be nice too just dont let scary pics like that freak u out

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>>5784471

>>5784420
k-k-kawaii

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>>5784423
She's your sister so...no

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>>5784648
please dont do that its not true it doesnt an bury pink would never say mean or scary thigns like that ahahahahah pleasej sdont do that altho u r a ver good artist if this is u but pls dont scar me

>>5784648
what does being your sister have to do with making mac n cheese

>>5784653
sisters make mac n cheese

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>>5784658
dont lie to my face like that

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>>5784652
Sorry, this is my way of doing catharsis. Don't worry I think I'm done for tonight, cheer up qt :3

>>5784653
Big sisters often cook dinner if the parents are working. :0

>>5784665
i am a sister and i make mac n cheese

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>>5784667
LOLE thats true actually

>>5784667
Could you expand on that? How does it make you feel when you do it? How is it a catharsis for you, and what made you need one?

>>5784420
the mac and cheese expired two years ago!!!

reminder to eat healthy

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>>5784667
ok thnk u its ok nd thank u for saying that.......i hop whatever made u feel like that u feel a lil better........

>>5784675
can you be my mommy

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>>5784675
if I eat healthy satanchoke will choke my mom

>>5784684
satanchoke says :eat ur veggies lol

>>5784688
no the veggies are his kin

if u eat veggies satanchoke will get mad and choke ur mom

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>>5784689
EAT YOUR VEGGIES

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>>5784691
If I wanted my mom choked I would...

>>5784705
eat some seafood bro

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>>5784420
Will her worms pleasure my asshole and urethra?

>>5784723
wh-whoa thats kinda hotte hahah.....

>>5784716
i want 1 nice shrimp with bacon and cheese pls

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>>5784728
here you go

>>5784761
waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?

>>5784764
that fly is why the meal costed 2001 dollars sir
...
the chef told me to tell you that the food comes with that fly, take it or leave it

>>5784761
there is an anime in my burger

>>5784789
Is that a problem?

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>>5784422
dubs! wooh!
>>5784688
DUBS! WOOH!

>>5784828
i need to eat healthier food than a hamburger

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>>5784833
dubsu

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>>5784834
how about a healthy burger

>>5784839
TOO HEALTHY

>>5784839
that looks tasty tbh

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>>5784841
rice burger?

>>5785372
Ew what is that

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>>5785372
I'd try it

>>5786221
Rember to eat health >.<

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>>5786237
DESPITE ALL THAT WAS SAID I FORGOT

>>5784420
lol again ;_;

>>5784420
She assumes degeneracy is the norm, so she's obviously an archon trying to take me off the path of enlightenment and gnosis and turn me into a hedonistic degenerate. So I'd tell that wicked servant of the demiurge to be gone.

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>>5784648
this one is actually fucked up l-lole

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THIS is your BIG sister for tonight.

>>5787417
hotwe

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>>5784420
>>5784648
I really like this spooky series of gifes

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>>5787423
Well, thank you. You can be really lovely :3

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>>5787450
>You can be really lovely :3
ehe thanke you uwu
I mean it, these pics are really nice to look at. They've got a high production value

save!

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should I make my 3rd batch of cummies for tonight?

>>5788807
Hel ye