its the lads time
give a lad a biscuit then
>>5780805
imperious
>>5780812
rofl
>>5780794
you ever see a pidgeon in a state and start to think about the ones in other states
>>5781345
no but now i will. thanks alot, figgot.
ah wish ah were a lad
>>5781345
I look at them with pity. Imagine having a body so unbalanced that you have to thrust your neck as you walk. And after walking for a few minutes, you think "This is dumb, I'm a bird, I should be able to fly.". So you start to fly, but your fat little body is too overweight for your wings. Instead of soaring gracefully through the sky, you just flutter around rafters and power lines.
As you ponder this, you realize that your rat-like metabolism means it's time for you to eat. And as it turns out, your species has developed to exclusively eat trash, so you eat some trash. And as you walk about, bobbing your head and looking for more trash, your pea-sized brain runs out of space for these memories and you repeat the whole thing forever.
>>5780794
HAIL THE ALLFATHER! KILL ALL MUDMEN SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!