i don't wash my hands after i pee

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>>5778414
let me guess you dont wipe either and just let the extra drip out into your underwear too

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friccin mad lad you are

>>5778416
I wash my hands after I pee

but I hide my bepis fast and let it drip into my underwear at public urinals where there are no stalls because I don't want someone else to see my bepis

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>>5778444
crude trips why dont urinals have toilet paper

>>5778444

Checked tripps. It's ok to have pee in your underwear.

>>5778453
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>5778414
I don't hands my pee after I wash.

>>5778414
i wash my hands BEFORE i pee because i don't want to touch my clean dick with dirty hands. my dick is usually clean because i have a shower in the morning + no one will have sex with me.

>>5778495
thats not how it works....

>>5778495
*touches you dick*
haaa
oh wait, I just took a shower
damn u homo

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of course not i use this

>>5778414
I poo standing up

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>>5778553
nice, you must be a chad.

>>5778497
why wouldnt it work that way? your dick doesnt magically get dirty and piss is sterile

>>5778574
I pee sitting down tho

>>5778683
>your dick doesnt magically get dirty and piss is sterile
do u know what sweat is or germs or anything by that logic your feet must be super clean after a hard day at work because theyre protected in socks and they wont smell at all

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sPoOpY scary skeletons

>>5778692
I still don't understand why anyone would want a dirty socked/bare foot on their penis

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i dont wash my dick period

i like when i whip it out and the smell fills the room

I wipe my dick after I pee

Diabolical.

>>5778414
Scared

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Hands up and in the car!

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>>5780810
haha lol it's funny because everyone who thinks a 10 year old anime character is cute is a pedo haha clap clap best meme my friend

>>5779327
With baby wipes, right?

>>5780813
this, but unironically