>Be me age ten
>Go to target w/ no money
>Be desperate
>Go to electronics isle like a dumb fuck
>Take 5 dollar headphones
>Feel like the most invincible boss
>Go again next day
>Try to rip off 200 dollar skullcandy headphones off demo display
>Alarm Alarm Alarm
>Security fucking STORMS in
>Be faceless
>Get the biggest ass whooping when getting home
>>5778399
you should not steal electronics they all have alarms stealing food is ok they dont alarm i used 2 steal pringlels i know it, hide them in ur pants ok?
>>5778399
nice dubs but who said these things?
>>5778399
doubles OwO
>>5778455
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