Cum Chronicles part 1

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>>5778124
who are you quoting?

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>>5778124

>>5778124
d-d-dumb frogposter

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>>5778134
don't be rude eat nice food

>>5778134
hej

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>>5778134
can you post a vocaroo? I honestly think your voice is really cute.

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>next day
>have to wear weird ass vest
>vest connects to a machine
>shakes the absolute fuck out of me to loosen the liquid in my lungs
>mfw I squirt liquid shit out of my asshole
>machine is literally shaking the shit out of me
>doctor doesn't notice, let him leave without telling him
>struggle out of the hospital bed
>getting tangled up in all the cords on me
>finally make it to the bathroom
>mfw the tard helmet is connected really close to the bed
>figure I can take it off for just a few minutes
>spoileralert.com I fucking can't
>start cleaning up
>all good
>decide that now is the perfect time to wank
>doctors know when the toilet gets flushed for some reason
>leave shitty toilet paper in the water while I wank
>jacking off with my pants around my ankles
>one arm out the door so the iv can reach the stand
>orgasm super hard
>can't breathe
>ohfuck.imgfile
>struggle to reach my tard helmet
>start panicking because I can't breathe
>know I'm about to pass out
>quickly lap up my cum so they won't know
>pull up my pants
>start screaming
>nurse finally runs in, my face is purple

Continue?

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>>5778136
Like watermelon and newports, you know. The kind of food Beth eats

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>>5778144
nice dubs but who r u quoting?

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>>5778145
newports.................. ?

>>5778124
>>5778144
Y r boys so gross

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>>5778148
newports

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>>5778156
dats not a food lel

>>5778159
Tobacco is in the nightshade family of plants. The same family as potatos and tomatos. Uma delicia

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>nurse puts my tard helmet on
>holy fuck I can breathe
>nurses boobs brush my neck while she's hoisting me into bed
>wank again when she leaves
>mfw my entire family walks in right after I cum
>carefully wipe jizz off my stomach
>slip my fingers in my mouth
>eat it all up
>still better than hospital food
>I've been in for like 4 days
>love the taste of my cum
>hatch a master plan
>grab a rubber glove
>I'm going to fill it with cum then eat it all at once
>day 8
>last day in the hospital
>the glove is pretty full
>finish my breakfast, purposely neglected to eat the bacon
>I have my own protein
>rip the cum filled fingers off the glove and pour them onto a plate
>have a good few teaspoons of cum
>lick that shit right up
>coat my tongue and rub my jizz on my teeth
>slowly swallow it
>don't eat cum anymore, but I do have more stories...

Ok

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>>5778162
so the potatomato was bord?

>>5778162
so you wont post a vocaroo? Alright then

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>>5778166
dubs! wooh!

cts is sexy but she knows her face isn't and her voice isn't so she goes to every length to ignore those points hehe

>>5778124
CONTINUE
>>5778144

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>>5778164
who are you quoting?

KEEP GOING OP

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>>5778177
dubs! wooh!

>>5778601
nice bode :D

>>5778164
Continue bls
>>5778176
Shut up you dumb weeb

>>5778124
newfigs are cute