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ok so i was on guard duty lsat night n i was suppose;d 2 maek pauly shore dat no1 was loitering on da flowre slants! so i went out on patrol and da vriry first prirson i -sawe'd was a chubby blonde girl in a blue tanktop wid short hair on her phone... chewin' gum! mai firsd thoughts were.... "SHES SO PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!" i thought dat andd den i was liek "i gotta do da jobs" so i walk up 2 her n say "excuse me maam" ur not suppose'd 2 sit dere, da sign says no loitering" n she says, u wanna know wut she said? she said "what's loitering?" n i thought AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW PUNK! DIS IS SUPPER PUNK! waoh!!!!!!" n den, u wanna no den? den i said "loitering's hanging out where ur not suppose'd 2..." n she sadadad "... but ur here' n i thot "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHHBBBBZZBBZCZZZZ SOOOOOO PUNKKKK!!!!! SO PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!# n den i said im here 2 maek sure no1 loiters! on da slant dere ur sitting on 2 b xact"[ n SHE xed.... 'im just texting' n i said |i understand\ n walk'd away... n den a few moments latter she got up and left and i got pay'd!!!!!!! da moral of the story iz dat she was SO PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thx 4 da reddit, maek sure u like, subscribe, comment, facebook, twitter, follow, anime, youtube, bitcoin, tumblr, patreon, paypal, kickstarter, and etsy if u want moar videos similar 2 dis one
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>>5777629
me no hablas adhnsfdhgu315135njdi9upadhgnfihybsfu2
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>>5777629
Shitty anime
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>>5777633
strongly disagree!
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>>5777633
DUBS CONFIRM!!!!!
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>>5777633
forgot 2 check dubs. failure of a doremi

dubs!
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>>5777641
>failure of a doremi
failure of a serie
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So... was she punk or not?
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>>5777629
good job fren!!!!! also i didnt know u were a securitry guard?!?!
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>>5777642
strongly disagree, fren

if u haven't watch'd doremi i highly recommend it. it's the best anim ever and is required viewing if u are a heart beater
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>>5777643
agombdanop
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>>5777646
i security da guard yes!

no animes in2 da buildings after 2200 hours
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>>5777649
look at that stupid big forehead dumb grill
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>>5777656
#wow
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5777653
do u carry gun??? my cousin is a security guard and he carries a gun.
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>>5777629
I think you were supposed to get her to move and not walk away
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>>5777671
private buses are no secuirty guns or weapons

i call 911 4 Tokyo! all night!!!!!
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>>5777672
its ok! walking is just another secret wayof move
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>>5777685
my're cousin is a security guard at a high skol. they require him to carry his gun while he's on duty.
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>>5777672
Pretty much this, doremiposter.
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>>5777692
well a skol is not ... WUT KINDA SKOL IS THAT???? a skol is not private i thing
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>>5777695
uuuuuuuu!!!!!!!! U!U!!!!!UU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5777667
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwoo~
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>>5777722
uguu!
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>>5777726
dumb awoo~poster
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>>5777733
rude! rude! DUBS!!!! RUDE DUBS!!! ruUUDE! RRRRRRUUUDE! RRFRrrrfrfrrrrrrRIUIUUUUUUDE!!!!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5777734
doremi poster, easy on the excite!
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ATTENTION PSA:
This is not the original doremi poster this is a different person please refrain from calling him the doremi poster use a safe alternative like navelfuck poster or mario is an african american poster.

i am the original doremi poster


THANK YOU
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>>5777971
wowza she has some big honkers
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>>5777971
actulely i know da originlel doremi poster, he's a nice fren.

pls don't call me that names too! u can call me something else.... like fren
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>>5778078
how do u know me
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>>5778486
we met thru da art stream, remember???
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>>5777629
what is this meme?
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>>5778491
u've been deceived i was not in any art stream
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>>5778507
den u didn't maek dis chart either then... sheesh! don't pretend 2 b othrir peoplel!
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>>5778506
>what is this meme?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>he doesn't know

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>5778515
that chart existed before [s4s] doremi posting navelfren

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>5778534
yeah! i know! my fren made it!
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>>5778554
i see through a new window my friend wow
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>>5778560
lole every1 dat watch'd doremi somehow knows eachother in 1 way or anothrir
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>>5777653
is it scary bein a secrity guard? or just working at all? im scared of working,,,,

>>5777685
u live in tokyo?!?!
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>>5778515
>Miscarriages
>Suicide
N-NANI?!?!?!??!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>5778567
bein a security guard is.... boring/comfortablel i wud say

da worst u'll ever have 2 do is talk 2 some1 rude... but that hasn't happene'd 2 me yet. just maek sure u always treat others how u wud liek 2 be treat'd and ur fine.

but yeah. when nothing bad happens that means ur doing a good job. don't be scare of working, the world's a nicer place than u think! also no, i live in USA America!
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>>5778573
yeah

no dats not a joke. here's a checklist 4 while ur watching. doesn't matter if u know these or not in my experience, it intrigues u and when one of these DO pop up it's still quite shocking
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>>5778580
a boring comfortable job is not too bad
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>>5778573
pet/parent death/divorce too
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>>5778567
actulely sorre, the worst that cud happen is a weapon of mass descruction being spot'd or a fire breaking out but dey teach u how 2 deal with dose... but its rly inliekly dey'll happen
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>>5777722
lole did u eben got guard duty skol?
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>>5778595
hazuki did!
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>>5778612
wth hazuki is sexy now?
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>>5777629
r u t.k.?
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>>5777629
good store!
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what language is this
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