le cappucino
>>5767787
remember to stir well when you're done.
IT'S NOT FAIR
your cawfee is ready sir
>>5767837
but i ordered gween tea
>>5767837
This covfefe is nothing but creamer!
>>5767787
hello i want benis stroked like that thank you i will be waiting
>>5767844
Sorry about the mix up sir, here is your tea. You wanted milk with that, right?
>>5767848
this is tacokid
>>5767829
Honestly I'd agree with you if they weren't squeezing the dude's nut. I feel like that would be very uncomfortable. I'd probably bear it if it meant getting Hotori-chan to touch my pepis though.
>>5767852
he's middle-aged and wrinkly from all the meth he smokes
>>5767846
That's all we serve at this establishment. Sorry for the inconvenience.
>>5767861
he also likes to wear dresses
>>5767854
she isn't squeezing hard, is more like a massage. that would feel like heaven.
>>5767866
checked
>>5767875
I have an irrational fear that a innocent girle, not knowing that ballsies are the most feminine part of a man, will either crush or disconnect them from where they belong just by playing with them, not due vengeance or something similar.
>>5767940
Your fear isn't irrational at all. Some naive, virgin girl can easily hurt your boper if you don't pay attention.
>>5767787
it's NOT fair
IT IS NOT FAIR
>>5767961
My fear was caused due bad experiences with slutes in high school, basically they treat your penin like some rubber dildo, cute gay boys just by joking around (no homo) were way more delicated, so that just incremented my rational precautions.
>>5768019
yea, blame porn, same reason literally no female in the western world under age 40 has any pubic hair anymore and dudes are all supposed to have 9" monster cocks made of titanium