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This tired old thread again?
>>5766509
Not this shitty forced meme again
I'd rather dress my bopis up in cute small girl clothes than see this forced meme on this board again
>>5766509
>>5766513
>>5766515
"You, together with me?"
"You look like you have more self esteem issues than your average Cyclops. In fact, I'm pretty sure you're even MORE pathetic. As if that's possible."
>Start flushing, she just smugly grins
"I gotta be honest with you, Anon. You probably have the twenty-seventh largest dick I've ever seen, and yes. I can see it, Succu-vision bweooeooep."
"What's that cologne, anyway? Did your friend tell you to pick out the closest approximation to Sex Panther and have at it? It hurts my nose."
>Start tearing up, you knew Succubi could be malicious, but not to this degree, several of the guys behind you and in front of you are smirking and laughing at your 215 lb, 5'3 ass
>Succubus pouts, glaring down at you
"You're trash. Get out of my face."
>The sound of your heart breaking is like a stained glass window being shattered, walking away before you feel her hand on your shoulder
>Or more closely, her shadow, given physical form as she's talking to the guy right in front of you
>It leans in to your ear and whispers in her voice, so that only you could hear what it had to say
"Meet me in Room 201 in five minutes. You're not even nearly perfect but your 'taste' is like... fine chocolate. Be there, and I'll teach you things you didn't even know were possible.
Hell, I may even make a man out of you."
>TFW spend the rest of the afternoon getting fucked absolutely RAGGED by the Succubus who was belittling you, after sending some of the other guys home for smegma, quick shooting, and phimosis, even if they were Adonis tier
>TFW she helps you get /fit/ and your life back on track
>TFW the only reason she bullies you is because she can read your fetishes like an open book
>When she found out you had a thing for pregnant sex, she went so far as to march to your home completely naked, startling your mother and father
>With a big red heart painted onto her navel with an arrow going down that says "BABY GOES HERE"
>>5766509
You can do it friend!
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
saved
that's it from me (´・ω・`)
give me a sec to look for others peopls edites
the_end lole
forgot about this classical (´・ω・`)
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>>5766515
Nu this is good meme
>>5766927
fuck off jellysquish this is a shit meme
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>>5766752
THERE HE GOES....!
>>5766754
Glad to see someone using my OC
pedl away
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