Did you know that in san francisco, california, it's a fineable offense to pave over your front lawn in order to make more parking space?
It's only legal if you paved over the lawn prior to 2002, but you would have to prove it was like that before the law was put into place.
So if you comply and restore your lawn as per the law, you'll get another ticket for wasting water by watering your lawn.
And if you do the logical thing and let the grass dry up, you'll get another ticket for uglifying your property and letting the grass rot.
Also you'll get another ticket if you park your car on your new dried up dirt bed.
>>5751733
maybe just dont pave over your lawn in the first place who would do that, who looks at their nice grass and says... hey ... i want more generic concrete
>>5751733
Soooooooo, you just get fake grass right?
this isn't exactly accurate but since you spend all your time online shitposting animes you'll never have enough money to live there and really shouldn't worry about it.
>>5751758
thats a lot of assumptions for a rudeposter
>>5751733
dubs! wooh!
>>5751758
You couldn't pay me to live in that hellhole.
>>5751733 (dubs)
>>5751733
>Be a shitty communist state
>Can't pave over your OWN lawn
>>5751792
patrish my man
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>5751798