Intronducing

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heroheto blesses this post

>>5746669
so nice

sabunga

yakakakow

creggle

h'shpum'gl'glack

fendrelair

Ogon McTockley

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>5746769
bazbelan

the torso crew

Olde Timey Candlestick makers

Angola cra'ft'sman

Newfags

>>5746815
Dopefiends, all of them

Joe Pesci

>>5746815
*newfigs, newfig

>>5746817
Daniel Stern

>>5746824


Your fortune: Average Luck

thinkm yr reeeeeeaal sly posty monky before me eh? i was on monky duty buddy. monky dutys mine. leave it 2 tha pros.

>>5746856
i got this one

oh "ITS TRon now' oh wow ITs tron now wow and if its not tron its not as kewl as U rite ? i revuse to believe its tron now; warrant canary & so forth

>>5746861
sup?

>>5746864
yea U tell me U tell every 1 wats up with ur little Tweaks lower case l insteada I triny be clever bastert triny be autoritative but Mank is wat U make it ~said like homes where u make it guy from dirtbag joe or watever that movy~

>>5746870
well first of all, thanks

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>>5746880
>>5746870
>>5746864
>>5746861
>>5746860
>>5746856
>>5746838
>>5746825
>>5746824
>>5746817

>>5746884
>Daniel Stern

>>5746880
no WAT no WAT i said TRINY. T.R.i.N.Y.
triny
r
i
n
y

>>5746888
wew those are some fancy fresh triples

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

~sigh~ yeh

>>5746893
At any rate

>>5746894
hah heh yes. yeah. agreed m'man. the ᴹᴬᴺᴷ must go on

>>5746895
Potential hubris

at any rate.... hm. wat a british way of speakeen. a true Brit by blood. at any rate. 'tsalmost a TOUCH condescending. like at ANY which rate u choose to proceed i will be here to USHER ur ass thru living it out. any which Rate & Subject Matter. NO input from u EVER. at ANY which rate u will be there 2 replie 2 wat u encounter. 'tswhat kept the ᵂᴬʸᴺᴱᶜᴼʸᴺᴱ threads going. 'tswhat U DO best, 'pparently. ready to answer any old posty but never any true ᶠᴿᴼᴺᵀᴵᴱᴿˢᴹᴬᴺˢᴴᴵᴾ. frontiere for me !!!!! brat

>>5746897
Damm Britt

>>5746902
devastating

>>5746922
hate yaaaaaaough

po'boy posty squetschbooque

>>5746943
:((((((

>>5746946
say the fack somethaaaaangue

>>5746947
What would you like me to say my dear

MRARAOUGE MANK BORES ME GRAMCRAOUET

>>5746948
THE F•CK SOMETHING. the F•CK SOMETHING. WHY u meky posty ??????? WHY u here in thread !!!!!!!!!!!!! how was day ???? never tell me abotu ur facking daaay rarauuuuge

>>5746950
My day was pretty boring

>>5746957
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuG hate YAAAAAOUGUH

>>5746958
lol come on

>>5746961
gimy a Wild&Wacky Manky thot . something lovely that bloomed in yr beautiful mind. ill trade u one for 2 nitemares of mine

>>5746964
Something lovely that bloomed in my mind? There's just not that much loveliness there anymore... A magnificent field of blossoms picked clean. It's as if an armada of diamond-shaped atomic bombs left their mark here aeons ago. In the dim light that now covers these tattered remains... Where does one find this suppose loveliness? Perhaps somewhere further down the line these lives will appear again, but until then...

Ask about Bailard

>>5746977
these LIVES eh? nice .. nice thanque u 4 tryeen u rly kno wat i wna hear

>>5746988
We're all different people

>>5746991
lol WAT why , elabor8@lenth

>>5746995
It seems pretty self-explanatory if i'm being tbh imho lol brb

>>5746998
these LIVES ....... APPEAR AGAIN..... u were talking abotu MIND tho........ u ROPIN me in2 that? dont ROPE me. slut

>>5747026
what you dont like ropes

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CocK

>>5747039
Elvis "The Rooster" Prestley

Swip-swip

>>5747031
AHAHAHAHA

>>5747110
thats tha spirit

A Groose, a grouse.

>>5747130
NEEEEXT

>>5747132
Don't... you... EVER

>>5747147
why i never. more paraghraph pls. 2 more parahraphs for me . gimmy gimmy., atlk TAAAAlk TALLLLLLLLLK RAAAAAAOUGE facking TAAAAAAlk

Fram raooooooouge

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>>5747153
There isn't that much to say... Really, I... Contrary to popular belief, here's a photograph to prove it

>>5747160
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . . . KEWL

skrah skrah skrah skr'hah

>>5747199
ugh NO NO noAOOOOOOOOOOOOUGE more PIncter pls

pinctaaaaaaaaaaaaoure

'es a MANC

*grabs poop*
haha
POOP
h'ha *flings poop at you*
POOPIE DOOPIE WOOPIE HAHA

>>5746667
NO GO AWAY

INTRODUCING SUCKS

ITS BAD ITS HORRIBLE

THERE WAS NEVER A MEME TO IT

JUST RETARDATION

>>5747341
AHAHAHA na u stupit

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a "MEME TO IT" lol idiet

OOKIE OOKIE MONKEY LOL

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>>5747372
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA YES

awwwwwwwa wimzer stutter. he sed he had a rly bad stutter but then bacctract & sed he didnt but i think he does awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa

i can tell yr lyin cause when yr replyin

s-s-stutta ~late last niiite~

raw dog me Manken or walk the Plank

.................................................ythink ethan was shoutem out the post number? theres no way he coulda seen those numbers on the air plane as he said. WHY such a number? the early five millions ...... not too suspect ... but upon loochem up le nombre? mechs me very curiouse since the nombre was a replie in replie 2 me so was jus a spookey shout out mechen me feel like livvem inna matriques & watnot

eian eain not ethan w⎃inin

>>5747769
the matrix is real

Look into the truth of the matter, you'll see that the matrix is completely real and happening all around you. This can't be disproven.

Did the idea for the matrix exist before computers were invented..? That would be interesting to find out... I wonder what they would have thought of it as though... I don't think i've ever read about anyone in 1826 talking about how they think reality is fake and that it's some kind of projection, or wait maybe they thought it was holograms or something, maybe it still is holograms i mean nobody can even prove that anything is real

someone should invent computers that run on light beams

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An organism having a particular chromosomal structure

Ghost_Pony

ch'maq'm

Glad I paid a shit ton for that SSD, it really did me well.

>>5746667
>13 posters

>>5748091
hell yeah

>>5748097
i know my misery fills you with delight but just shut up and keep it to yourself, sparlen.

>>5748098
diaper rash got you down?

PEPPERELLIO!!!!!!!!

the only time i feel comfortable about the concept of death is when i get up in the morning.

that's how bad an experience it is. i'm not looking forward to this next sleep.

>>5748120
the wheel of fire

>>5748155
https://youtu.be/91MB_-pQqt8?t=1210

isqzztatpugh

>>5746667
oops you didit again. introduced the board. the older mem

>>5748234
some people just can't stop introducing

rip pip

1h ip tiger

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unusual and quite rare produce

my celeb/wank folder is still called 3DPD despite outgrowing that nonsense a long time ago

>>5749019
cute

bung

the ired push

that's five

f'v

ooh big daddy's back in town, but he's a little daddy

big farty's back in your pants

b'gank

>>5748099
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>5748098
wunt me fool
>>5748120
ha ha fag . weak. weakness. mushbrain
>>5748236
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA yea
>>5749019
kaaaaaay stupit who care not me ur taste is quite limited & not particularly refined
>>5749367
HA HA HA HA scuse me?

imma just keep addin wristbands til one a my friends makes a gay joke @ me. only then will it be enough

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jesus

>>5749782
praise him

a copper roof is fine too

waiting for some ghost pony to glide into berkley . . .

>>5749782
yea so why YEA SO WHY

>>5749850
That shall be so magnificent

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell

>>5749864
H'HAAAA obviouse wimzer posty tho . . .

xtra cuty 2day .........

>>5749867
excuse me but do you know where i could get some rare produce

>>5749871
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of

>>5749885
chinese supermarket yr welcome

>>5749892
YUUUUP. the perfect capitalization & grammar is really BETRAYING the WHIMSY of that song tho & its GETTING to me

In order to bring about their desired complete reordering of society, the elite have engaged in a systematic effort over many decades to destroy the current religious and moral structures that have dominated for centuries. This requirement does demonstrate that there are real morals and values worth holding onto taught by the major religions even if their stories are largely fabricated. By promoting a do as you please culture via movies, television and other means the elite are creating a cultural climate of moral relativism. In such a climate there are no boundaries and the public can be led to accept any standard no matter how degrading.

>>5749893
splandid

>>5749897
God damn mind control

there isnt a way to overcome the centripeyal force however

>>5749892

>>5749897
shadda facooup we all know thaaas

>>5749899
i dont mean a SUPERMARKET in CHINA i mena i CHINESE supermarkin, there SHOOD be i aroudn u i=1 new meme mayby?

>>5749923
A chinese supermarket, yeah maybe, probably a korean one tbh

>>5749930
yes. yes oriental super market a wild waccy place. cop some cucumber soda or sommthn.

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>>5749954
no way, that stuff is for birds

Maybe get a nice pickle soda

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>>5750068
malrite . . . malrite . . .

MACAQUE THROBAQUE

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majesty of macaque

>>5750089
>>5750097
these monkeys are truly majestic

>>5750133
as are these dubs

>>5750198
y u charmpostin brah quit charmpostin

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>>5750204
it's totally cool and awesome

simon bolivar era un hombre maravilloso

beef con crespos

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

joe pesci

>>5750586
that damn dude

sip sip

pip trizza

Abrungis

Gander goebuls

>>5750742
woah, extravagant maternities

were cool mang its just that i dint expecc u to touch my hip like THAT ya kno

>>5750747
woa dang ////.......

Wanking Manker

Wank me Manker or walk the Plank

thats it

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get this tho

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>>5751034
h'ha

beef con Manker

"TRON" ducing oh ok its TRON now ooooooooh ok yea cool and only u rite? cool new only u meme , fag , stupit, tron" " """tron" stupti

smaougem

OH YEA were u mr wilsom smith knew nothing about basebale MANE ????????????????

MRMANK = MR WIMSLOW SMITH KNEW NOTHING ABOUT BASELBALL BUT THAT DIDNT STOP HIM FROM RUGGLES ACADEMY A CRICKET CHIRPS FROM THE TREETOP MANE ?????????????????????????????

yes probly defly

bellomed swa-ha-ha-ha-haaavers oh MAN ya funny

>>5751553
no i was the guy that would respond to that with "Who was Wilson Carter?"

d'esper

monjongi

dutch beribula

le corn snoke

One cordial Irish wispie

Tibarners!

>>5751664
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rly

>>5751863

Sometimes!

greem shern

canada

bumping this based redpilled thread

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5752240
hoo is kappa?..??.

>>5752241
tHE ULTIMATE BASED REDPILLER

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>>5751797

>>5752532
based as fuck

and again

ol' whispie

>>5752998
whispie of the canyons

>>5753002
whisps of dover

>>5753005
The Doves of Winter

Donk

la la oopsy barrels

oh shnashna

da orcs

>>5753028
got me lollin brite&earley

>>5753052
brb

>>5753075
maaaaan f'get y'all

>>5753076
what?

los taquitos

>>5753081
we were yuckin it up & then u just up and leave . . . .and OH MY GOD THREE YEARS OF MANK OH GOD THE MOMENT IS FINALLY HERE WOW HOLY SHIT

>>5753087
oh wait we missed it didn't we it was like two days ago
lol anyway hooray for year 4

>>5753092
NRARAOOUUUUGHHE (auto saved spelling heh heh)

Three years of introducing, a legacy that can't be matched

>>5753101
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YEA

DONT FORGET TO RABBIT RABBIT

>>5753111
trips confirms

wonder if mrmank still has his gallbladder . . .

how cood u NOT be mr wilsem cartner postery postem mane ugh no it's all wrong

>>5753120
why would i not have a gallbladder

>>5753125
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL IDK LOL u fuuuuuuuuuuny :)

>>5753128
tru dat
>>5753124
i'm just not, other people do use this board occasionally

>>5753137
......i fukcing know. i FUCKING know other people use the FUCKING board dude the writing style is just FUCKING unique and i thought maybe it was FUCKING yours but yknow now that i READ it again in all its GLORY yea it actually makes SENSE that its NOT yours. town crier was out of a JO-HO-HO-HOOOOB oh man that fellow funney. yea NOT u. yea wasnt u? PF i can TELL, was NOT u, fag, brat, wanna go? u wanna go Fisticuffs? ill Fisticuffs u binsh jk i wood lose but its ok cuase im cuty~

its such a legendary pasta i started to forget some parts, like the mention of a "human fleshlight" that sorta takes me out tha "ZONE" but otherwise it's still spectacular . . .

>>5753145
I thought that pasta originated from somewhere outside of [s4s], it is one of the best though let's all look at it for posterity:
Wilson Carter knew nothing about baseball. But that didn't stop him from signing up for pitcher at Ruggles Academy. It was dinnertime. A lone wolf eats a babydoll made of cabbages. Etc etc etc. In other words, the town crier was out of a job. This meant no more spring water for the village. No more soup for Old Yimmy. Not even a sop for Hamster the striped ferret blind in one eye. What does this all mean? It means our city is turning into a hitchhouse for bellomed swavers and snorpitious grunzlers. If that doesn't convince you to go Tory, nothing will. That's when Elizabeth Merritch slammed the door and collapsed on the bed. Why? Who? Whispering pups? You tell me. It could be that oversized fleshlight named Graceful Jenny which was at the breaking point not from girth but from overusage as they tend to deteriote after being soaked in lye water. Do what you want. I don't care. I'll be in the barn feeding the termites Devil Juice. Peace.

>>5753153
ONE OF THE BEST? yea just JUMPIN ON BOARD, EH? thats MY opinion. u CANT take my opinion. brat. brat for brains. if it did originate elsewhere it was probly not posted as a paster. upon searching (i DIDNT search just now brat!!!! i just know! i 'member, DIDNT search just now for UR benefit k) it appears to be an esfor-exclusive. 'the f•ckin -- DELET. DELET this F•CK u. copyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr COPYER SMAOUGEY

whispering fucken pups oh man fucken funny ass shit

>>5753158
you know two people can form the same opinion about something separate from one another

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funny monke

>>5753163
the crying snake is a symbol from ancient cultures

>>5753160
YEP. YOU know i KNOW that so why type it? som of binsh. thats not me POINTE. I BROT it up and U POSTY. i SET the EVENT in motion. i -- here I AM APPRECIATING the Wilsom base ball paster and there U ARE POSTING it like u love it MORE or something ? triny PROVE somethin??????G hate yaaaaaougyhb with such great intensity at the current moment

>>5753171
naaaa, dout it, never heard-a it, dout it

>>5753174
these are all strange assumptions to make but i can assure you that i have appreciated that block of text for many years, i even made a vocaroo of myself saying it once and posted it here

>>5753183
NO YOU DIDNT REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY NO YOU DIDNT URAAAAAAAAAAAOUGE RARE MANKY MOMENTS GONE WITH THE WIND AND DONT JUST POST SOMETHING ABOUT "CRANES IN THE WIND" OR SOMETHING AND UNDERMINE MY PINING HERE I AM PINING AND YOU'RE READY TO JUST POST "PIGEONS ON THE WING" IN REPLIE TOTALLY IGNORING ME SENTMENT ALSO REPOSTY IT RITE THIS MOMENT :]

pigs on the wing. is the PIG on the cover of ANIMALS really a jew? is roger waters really a jew-hating horse-faced dirtbag? jew-hating idiot. reliving the vainglory of 'hoyp doyp nazys' with his idiot fag crossed hammers flag faggot shit head gray hair idiet i will laff when u croak roger u anti semite dirt bag waste the f•ck away bigot !~!!

>>5753190
i don't know where i posted it, probably in a wilson carter thread, suffice to say
>>5753193
dude lol what that pig is just a pig, also pretty sure Waters did not like Nazis as he was from the generation that grew up in England right after WW2, that stuff from The Wall is not meant to be taken as an endorsement of Nazis yo

>>5753195
.....................mmmmmalrite. i've heard--- things. thot i'd heard things my bad.

also the vocaroo has surely expired by now... unless it's NEWER? did this happen RECENTLY? cause then i'll initiate the wild goose chase. WHEN U POSTY? cause after a while the vocaroos disappear from the site. jussayin. reposty rite this moment holy heck or just posty any thing with ur Vocce (pronounced VO-chay)

thot i'd something more 2 sa-ay-ahh Em A Em A & so forth

o no thats all wrong but it feels rite in me loins

>>5753204
It has probably disappeared it was at least a year ago... definitely more than a year ago
>>5753207
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air

>>5753216
mm. malrite. MALRITE. how many damn vocaroos have u submitted 2 the Web Page ?????

>>5753219
between 10 and 30?

>>5753220
UUUUGN RAAAAAAAAAAOUGE
any MANKY ones ????????????

>>5753216
You shouldnt strain your back like that. It can cause lasting damage
>>5753204
Have you read the work of simon bolivar? Rivetting stuff.

sick of stupit little revelations i shood not even care about but cannot help meselve , in face of real living possibility of hearing mrmank PIPE UP & say the f•ck something , say some facking thaaaang

>>5753222
i don't know, i mostly used it for little sound clips or like two bars of music to randomly post in threads

>>5753223
h'haaaaaa who's this GUY. welcome, GUY. welcome stay a while wontcha? lol lol no i have not read. have not read that worque. why-oh-ever mite u be mentioneen it? mr real live wilsom carter meme mechin mane ?????? is it rly u ???? strain ur bacc where-oh-ever did he indicate he was straining his bacc? it's almost like you barged in here & have chosen to say things that are nowhere near the topic of conversation currently unvolding !!!!!! y u do dis !!!!!!

>>5753226
but ALSO vocce. also vocce u comfirmt. u mechy voccy mayby 1day u can Hooque me up :]]] with voccy :))))))))) cant believe we never COVERED that BASE , real live possibility of heareen mrmanque speak his mind in waking actual living reality & transmitting it to me, my new mission, doppelmission, page from po'boy's sqetchbooque & voccy vocaroo from mr mank my 2 goles

>>5753227
Haha I see you have caught on to my little plan. I did, it is true, intend to simply barge in and state a number if things that were not directly related to the conversational topic at hand. This was done for two primary reasons: To bamboozle the both of you, and to generate comedic effect. However, I reveal this to you as it appears you have discovered my true intentions.

>>5753230
lol oh wait no i mostly do my own voice on other boards, like one time someone made a reply to someone on /qa/ that sounded like something an evil villain would say so I just recorded myself saying it the way I heard it and posted it to them and they were like wow thank you but also some times i will just mockingly read out random posts these things have happened but not much

>>5753231
How you gonna bamboozle a bamboozler

>>5753237
Hey look a bird
*there isnt actually a bird lol*
MADE U LOOK
MADE U STARE
MADE U LOSE
UR UNDERWARE
*DABS FURIOUSLY*

>>5753232
k thats great. great good 2 kno. yes ok voccy whole buncha voccy but nowhere near me. yes yes entire baccstory of voccys but thats all i get. every1 any1 get 2 hear but not me. never me. 'tsas close as i can get 2 tha aktion. lil stupit baccstory. total disregard for my desires. pricc

bumfluff in the mouth, MMM CREAMY!!!!! >:)

>>5753254
obviouse wimzer mlp pasty crap smaughe

>>5753242
it's just not a good time, i don't want to have to explain to a person why I'm saying silly things into my phone for the internet

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i jus made a doggo friem :))))

The Barretts of Wimpole Street

~sigh~ wimpole come home

Monker

k new Mank please

>>5754081
never

crazy

stupid

listen up listen up theres a devil in the church

take t
hm tkae him to the fields

t
not even once

t
alberto barbosa

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just leaving this here

>>5755111
1080 hd on the left.

TrIPS

entroducing

>>5555555

>>5754343
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>5754737
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AHABABA

>>5755111
orignal monky was canned monky all along...

samougey

samougey

samougey

donny

sals diaper asparagus

we jammin on a diaper mon

noooooooo samouuuuugey

thats it no more rude ever

i do not care for this MANK . away with him

thats it no more MANK ever

>>5755967
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya FUNNY or did i post this ........

whew good Tummy laff for that one aha-ha-hah-ahaha

k smouagey

get it out of here

the damn diarrhea farts

dimbus

wats that data base with the short spopey stories ? the Case files ?????? case file spopey stories from /x/ and elsewhere ?

smaougem

anotha Smaouge

Smaougeym

tickleballs