personnnel blog toast

>>5731474
what does octupus taste

>>5731474
octopus looks funny

Burp cummies inna Vag-Hole

>>5731474
I only regret that I have but one upvote to give

Edit 1: spelling

Edit 2: Downvotes, really?

Edit 3: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Cum burpy inna Butt whiff >>5731476

>>5731489
aha ya ~
｡･:*:･,｡･:*:･ ｡･:*:･ﾟ,｡･:*:･ﾟ

Burp cummen inna stank gape

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Fuuuug I posted with the wrong namefig I was gonna start using this one.
Here is what u need to simmer an octopus. I used a cup of wine and some herbs like rosemary bay leaf and parsley, shallots, garlic, plus enough water to just cover. U have to cook until it gets soft, might take 30 min to an hour. I put a little fish sauce in the simmering liquid bc why not.

>>5731483
u looque funny, Brat. Brat for shit brain. Is squishy sposta be squishy u bite it for like 3 min & jus thro it out like a deliciouse adult Binkie or somehting. or like a Nipple, suckling at a Nipple licking flavour off

fatwad mcFatshit is Me Naem, Stinky Puss is ma Game

Berfect Toast onna Puss suction Cupp on me breaset

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AAAAAAAAAAA
it's cooked lol. I sliced the tentacles and brushed them with oil and broiled until just crisp. The head is tougher I'm gonna save it for soup + the braising liquid

b'k'bok b'k'Thicc[redacted]

big Stink for me Fatt hand . asque bout me Fatthand :)

big ol Big-Big fat crap. F-a-t-t-c-r-a-p Fatcrap ~to the tune of ragg mopp old classique~

>>5731474
LoLo I don't usually get on you for this shit, because I enjoy your threads, but eating Octopus is pretty fucked up. Octopi are seriously intelligent; it's not right.

big me Big-big bum for Popen fardtes
shimmy in me Slim-slam

>>5731512
me Hongrey :0 MOVE binsh get out the way (if u are tastey) [meaning i will eat u regardless]

big ol me Big big shitfat SHITFATSHITFATSHITFAT (said like mr Monky intorductor would say SHITMAT)

Vonsem me Gom gom

Vonsem me mongrole LOLE ,

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gwembent & so forth

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Also here are some treviso lettuces these are just like Belgian endive. Fairly bitter I'll prob saute them next time instead of broiler. Pretty tasty with balsamic tbh.
That's all frens!

>>5731476
It tastes meaty, not strongly fishy, it's chewy u have to cook it either blanch or simmer until it softens. In between is pretty tough.

>>5731500
>Is squishy sposta be squishy u bite it for like 3 min & jus thro it out like a deliciouse adult Binkie or somehting. or like a Nipple, suckling at a Nipple licking flavour off

what does that have to do with it LOOKING FUNNY tho....

Bigbatch Shit bag

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Posting in an intelligent creature thread!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Bigbatch me Shitvat
>>5731530
itslike ur comin @ me or somethin . .... FUNNY? who says something looks FUNNY thats RUDE of u. havent u ever had GF? u gna call her famleys food FUNNY? or GROSS? BIG no-no . rudeass

witcha rude ass

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>>5731535
ppreciate u godspeed

that looks so good!

>>5731483
>>5731530
What the- OH MY GOD IS THAT A 4CHAN PASS HOLDER?!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!! THANK YOU FOR POSTING WITH YOUR 4CHAN PASS HOLDER FLAIR ENABLED SO WE CAN ALL BASK IN YOUR GLORY MR 4CHAN PASS HOLDER!!!!!

I WILL REGALE MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN FOR YEARS TO COME ABOUT THE TIME I POSTED IN A THREAD WITH A 4CHAN PASS HOLDER!!!!!

THANKS MR 4CHAN PASS HOLDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>5731541
wow thx so very much~~

>>5731543
WOAOOOA uve had it longer and newer holders Trigger the Shit outta u !!!!! whadda u uhh, gettin old & panicking about it? get old s'more, brat

mmmmmµµm feelts good 2 be on TOP

>>5731536
nah the food looks good but octopus still looks funny
>>5731507
how is that not funny looking

bigbatch me Shitvat

>>5731555
'the f•ck you MEAN by FUNNY then. like u WONT EAT it? betchu wont have RED sauce if it has chunks of fucken TOMATO in it. ALL smooth for your ass. buttered noodle bitch

what sh'ai draw in me journale~ :]

send Pixx 4 me to draw in me Journale :]

>>5731558
this isn't some italian mafia, IT JUST LOOKS FUNNY, LIKE SILLY , not funny like gross

>>5731568
...........y.yea. ...........malrite......... malrite we cool then. ............

Bigbatch Shit bag

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/are-octopuses-smart/

>>5731574
don mattering !!!!! yommy with a Butter :]

IM the one with the Butterpan :] and octopuse on shelve :))))))) sryyyyyy :/

is on Shelve? Guilt free already on shelve, gillt free meal Wala

>>5731583
hmmmmnmmmm
;lemme just just say one thing hehe:
just ONE thing lemme say just one gthing 2 u
okay heehe heheheheheheh JUST ONE thing lemme say this:
POOPY BUTTHOLL LOL
hahahahahahahah poopy poopy bulttttttthole heheghehhehe poopooppoo!!! i like poopies i like pioopies hehe you do too! me and you are the same! heheh i can tell you like pooopie poopie poo because you are like me your posts are like mine : ) : ) : poop ) poop : )

Is this LoLo?

>>5731594
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ya.......... yea.... u mad @ me for octopose? is just 1 octopose ........
>>5731600
aha ya

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>>5731540
You too, soldier.

1 octopose in ma Tummie Cummen up ~servem up me octpose on silvre plattre~

How many calories do you eat a day, LoLo?

>>5731606
AHAHAHAHAHA twenny sevem hundert :] yea u like me Pudge? yea u Liken me exter Pudge yea u better slute

bigbatch me Shitvat

black people are commiting too much crime. misbehaving niggers will face their doom. we'll send their ass to jail, because even though they act like they're not, most of them are born a thug and are degenerate to their soul. gotta get them and their influence away from us, our family and from our community.

>>5731616
WOAAAAAAA yea.............

yea its in the blood. there's really– ~loochem truley concernt~ theres really nothing that can be done about that blood-level behaviour. Black Blood damage symdrome

Ignorance of genomics? Thank G_d there have been no mindless regurgitations of Lewontin's Fallacy here as the sight of a grown man reduced the an extended phenotype of the ethnic interests of the Fallacy's inventor would be unbearable for me. Funny thing, when more than one loci is tested, the Fallacy is exposed as just that. Lack of faithism? We cannot be so lucky. Humanism is a faith. By observing the behavior of its proponents one would be tempted to think that they tacitly believe they will enjoy some cosmic reward for what will in the result in the liquidation of ancient nations, peoples and cultures. But were it so, yet there will be no such reward, as their teleology, and its alleged consequences (the 'elevation' of all incarnations of Man to the 'exalted' state 'intellectual' dilettantes and pleasure seeking consumers), is a delusion. Sorry, the individual, as the evolved unit of reproduction of our species, does as life commands, he passes along his own genes, and can most consistently expect to be aided in that by those most closely genetically related to him, as they also share more of his unique genes and gene frequencies than relatively genetically distant people. And if he does not, he can expect to be driven into the ground by people(s) not so tender-minded. Self-evidently, all else being equal, a more cohesive group will out-compete a less cohesive group for finite resources in the (often unconscious) effort to boost their respective reproductive fitnesses.

i rly wan 2 fug lolo nd eat octopus!!!

>>5731621
And should that surprised? The genetic continuity of one's group is a real life interest, however humble, however unsexy, and the sense of moral superiority and temporary bit of status one is rewarded with for paying lip service to the faithism de jure is not. And ironically, as our wages are leveled with that of the Third World, and our nations, at the catastrophic cost of social fragmentation and environmental degradation are flooded with the bottomless seas of the Third World, our elites recite the platitudinous drivel of liberal humanism as it augments and justifies their own clutch on power.
neo-liberalism + cultural Marxism = elite power

And those that aid them in that, are reduced to dishonorable, hypocritical dupes and squalid traitors.

>>5731498
haha jellysquish B T F O looooooooole!!!!

>>5731623
WOA HAH YEA? dang ..........
>>5731621
i haf2 do researdge b4 i kno wat this means wat this mEANT! wat the FACK this maaayne ! shaddaaaoupe

>>5731624
WOOH nailtem
>>5731626
tHxxxxxx~

Lol so spicy. Meme magic is real folks, shadilay, praise kek

>>5731633
t... thx ??????

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reminder

>>5731639
wat WAT? saaaaaage no wat is this? saaaaage

SRAAAAOUGE

TO PLAY US OUT ........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fNrhLOilgY

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO PLAY US OUT lol classic meme ..... cant believe ol Bill is gone. shit is getting fucken ridiculous with this witch hunt sh•t man.

>>5731606
1373 for today in cronometer. 1367 yesterday, 1402, 1535, 1322, 1493, 1460, &c... I weigh everything in grams. So 471 calories for the food in OP pic. I have to guess on exact amounts of oil for sauteeing but I try to not underestimate anything.

crono Ometer big McFatstink . 5104 seventeen plus thirty Cal ease•off 'fore nite time. Bigstink in me Vagslit

Bigstink Vagslit

bigMcStinkSlit 4short

Biggie whopper McStinkSlit

BigStink up me VagSlit

>>5731629
i love you

>>5731682
AHAHAHAHAHAHA wooooow thxxxxx~
*･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*: :*ﾟ:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*

>>5731685
y u laugh at me

>>5731474
mix some cyanide into there and then I would just gobble it up like a thirsty man who has not drunken water for 3 days straight in a desert.

>>5731474
thanx 4 the blog toast!!!!
>>5731488
nice dubs
>>5731500
nice dubs
>>5731511
nice dubs
>>5731522
nice dubs
>>5731544
nice dubs
>>5731555
nice trips
>>5731600
nice dubs
>>5731633
nice dubs
>>5731535
>>5731602
>>5731483
>>5731568
wut happens if rip in pieces akari ;_;7 takes notice of akari akaza ?

>>5731739
raouuuuuuude
>>5731760
thx ~

>>5731720
funy spoilu

drungken

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i want to put my penis inside of lolo!

>>5731904
ha woa

>>5731906
i fantasize about living in lolos armpits. am i sick?

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>>5731920
AHAHAHAHA na . . . .

>>5731474
JELLYSQUISH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! JELLYSQUISH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! JELLYSQUISH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! JELLYSQUISH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! JELLYSQUISH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! JELLYSQUISH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! JELLYSQUISH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! JELLYSQUISH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

I want to see LoLo get BLACKED

>>5732129
thxxxxxxxxxx
>>5732135
AHA na......

bum

welcome back lolo. this thread is just as bad as the ones you used to make lmao

ps i hope you lost weight (if yes post nudes)

>>5731474
are you on a blue apron or something? sounds like something they would have on their menus.